Jonathan suddenly stopped using relationship

-tologic accommodation was caused by his attempt to bond with other men. As a result, his body took the shape of whatever force was applied to him. He was at a giant theme park

where he was subjected to an extreme g-force, so he morphed into a big 'G'. A Sesame Street camerawoman rushed onto the scene. "We've got ourselves a Letter of the Day," she said.

All the kids yelled and cheered their little hearts out until the big G pimp-slapped the camerawoman and said "Yo, I aint no ordinary G. I'ma O.G. and you betta have my money". Whe

Whe slipped on one of the children's expelled hearts that splattered to the floor, then he and the camerawoman both fell on the floor in pain. The OG kicked at her while getting

his hair ready for what was to follow. Just before he left the room the camera woman rose to her feet. "No!" cried the man. But it was too late.

She followed him into the next room, snapping pictures along the way. Unfortunately, he had the gnarliest cowlick on the upper left side on the back of his head, his worst angle.

She wanted to hit him in on the head with a frying pan. His hair would be perfect if it weren't for that dreaded caterwauling cow in the back yard. She knew he was cheating on her

He had lipstick on the front of his Jockey shorts, and used condoms all over the backseat of his car. She had seasoned that frying pan for this very event. The cow caterwauled.

It was for the last time.She recognized the hoof prints on the white leather upholstery, the color of Bessy's lipstick & her Eau de Meau. The fry pan served up a sizzling revenge.