Shhhh. This is the mysterious pencil place.

Shhhh. This is the mysterious pencil place.

We mustn't scare the mysterious pencils from the mysterious pencil place, or they will fly away, lose their mysteriousness, and become mundane pencils. Mysterious pencils are

that way for reasons mysteriously unknown to most. Only those who built them can truly know their origin and purpose. Mysteriously these pencils sometimes move on their own accord.

The autonomous pencils draw butterflies, hearts, flowers & princesses. Logically, they must be operated by the mind of a 6 year old girl trapped inside a glittery pink sphere decor

ative rock. The girl was transformed into this state by a mysterious enchantress in a faraway land. To save the girl and her pet rock, and restore them to their separate selves

was your quest. You, alone. Free her from the stone and free yourself from the curse of the voodoo woman you once cut off in the parking lot at Whole Foods, yesterday morning. Now

adventurer: Wil you offer the unpetrified maiden discount BOGO at the salad bar? or will you persue your lone path in Vegan Voodoo? Choose!

Wordlessly I jammed an awl into a nearby cabbage patch kid doll. (Far away, a cabbage screamed.) "I am the Vegan Voodoo Lord!" I announced as the unpetrified maiden re-petrified.

"Well hello there, Vegan Voodoo Lord. I am The Stone Maiden, the protectress of these cabbages and of cabbage patch dolls. Set your awl aside, and let us sit and have tea." Autumn

was harkening & a nice cup o' tea sounded lovely to the Vegan Voodoo Lord who was, before he knew it, turned into a cabbage patch doll himself by the scintillating Stone Maiden.