It turns out that Grandma was... *SPOILER

It turns out that Grandma was... *SPOILER ALERT* the wolf in disguise! Also Jack's magic beans were real, Goldilocks was in Baby Bear's bed and..

the frog was a royal (pain in the princess' neck). OK - that one wasn't a surprise. But remember the old witch? She's a cannibal! Remind me not to take any solitary hikes through

Disneyland anymore. I heard the man that plays Goofy is actually an elderly necromancer with a long white beard who lives at the top of

Rapunzel's castle, stroking his beard while pretending to be Albus Dumbledore. Sometimes the necromancer laughs for no reason, scaring his pet cat Jeremiah. Jeremiah hates it when

the necromancer gets drunk and thinks he's a fictional character. Jeremiah would prefer that the necromancer stick to necromancing. Preferrably raising mice from the dead. As a cat

he loved to eat mice, sure, but he loved the hunt more and he had to admit that torturing mice was pretty good too. Sometimes after catching a mouse, he would force it

to run over a twenty-foot stretch of burning hot coals. It was actually pretty good, as by the time the mouse finished the marathon it was cooked enough to eat.

However, the meal was so small and unconventional that no-one thought to check the mouse for disease. Soon, everyone present was being rushed to A&E. This would prove to be the

Sign that king ludwig was schizophrenic.