Finished Folds (1—20)
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1mushroom tea mixed with a gallon of tequila. The tape player ate the tape. The tape sliced my fingers as I threw it in the trash. The blood quickly washed away on that rainy day.
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0the obvious lack of her husband's smoker's breath. He was starting to compliment her on her meat loaf and potato salad that he could now taste better. However, he WAS yelling more!
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7fingertips pressing on their very core. The X, Y, Z keys put an end to anyone getting away with finger handling them. That only left the T, O, and P keys at the top of the ranking,
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1Pig Latin. "Etterbay etgay ouryay uttbay ackbay eforebay orningmay." Nobody knew what that meant. Then Mr. Oslo said, "Opstay ountingcay ouryay ickenschay eforebay eythay atchhay!"
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0The smell reminded them of growing up in the slums of South Rusha Town. They named the smell "Slum Schoelm" and made scented candles, that are lit annually on Easter as a reminder.
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5"Stanky Pound". Their album "Looking for Stanky Pound", had the #1 hit, "I Still aint Found no Stanky Pound". The crowd was booing them, yelling "We want Stanky Pound" until they
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2He was able to bake 32 meringues in one day. The chaps were so thankful, they built a statue to show their gratitude for the meringue baking, clown handling, chip cashing dude from
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6What kilafromage, what buttfillages, what stargnostic, what zyxphobia? He knew the National Spelling Bee had been fixed for him after he won it after Round One. But why? He knew he
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6Super Bowl ads that had ran almost nonstop since the Browns won their 3rd straight Super Bowl. The Johnny Manziel III ads featuring over-the-knee-cap socks called "Manzies", had
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3by the burning eyes of the hottest woman I'd ever seen. There was an instant spark, but once the flame of our fiery romance fizzled, I was dumped for the Torch. Fabulous 4 me, NOT!
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3Sleepwalking! The 'wolf troll, had to be sleepwalking the night he was stroke by a falling limb from the tree of wasted space, explaining his ability to pen wisely. Mystery solved!
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0Tossing the object he was holding into the laughing hyena's mouth, bought him a few seconds. He was only 3 feet from death's door before the laughing was muffled by his neck skin!
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1"Stop!" Grandma Jones yelled again and again. "Stop adding lines that ruin almost finished stories on Folding Story!" With that we shall see if the wolf will cease this tomfollery.
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2King Ludwig was actually Kudwig Ling, the biggest soap opera star in the Orient. The paparazzi, trying for a decade, blown the King's cover. So Prince Kid Winglug, is now the King!
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3Hank Hill Hardware Store on the corner, she defied their wishes and grilled out on the front steps. When the authorities arrived and tried to apprehend her she yelled "April Fools"
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0and fashion tips. But as we were told before we left home, no autographs can be signed before the first shot of spinach smoothie with a twist of broccoli is drank. Before I could
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3, maybe he should reconsider his decision to close down the dress shop. "Oh help me get outta this alive!" he screamed out. Creed, stunned by the outburst, was then knocked cold!
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5she knew he really liked Jane by Design more than UFC Fight Night. He just acted as if he didn't because his father was a UFC Fighter who was supposed to be on an episode of Jane
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5with Donald Trump hair-dos. They would sing along to every song, but when the band started playing their hit song, "I Want Somebody to Love", the lizard people jumped on stage and
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5hunter. Jeb had been hunting caterpillar for as long as he could play the piano. It all started the day he found 14 caterpillars trying to play chopsticks on his piano while he was