Georgie looked at the empty picture frame

Georgie looked at the empty picture frame on the wall. It had once contained many memories of a happy, safe life. Ever since the purge of wizards from her homeland Georgie's life

Had changed beyond recognition. She was not at ease with scientific logistics as documented by Dr.Bowie. There had to be some invisible universe out there or why would the planets

congeal so easily together when exposed to Formula X. Taking another look at Dr Bowie's research she finally found a clue in a footnote in which Major Tom revealed he wore his own

socks to the laboratory, thus contaminating the substance with copious amounts of toe jam. She realized that all of Dr Bowie's research had been ruined by Major Tom's socks.

And Major Tom knew this which explains why he ran off to space on a mission he had to have known was one way. Luckily the spiders of Mars saved him until the Cha Cha Changes when

"I mean, all he had to do was stay in the damned capsule," Lt. Jerry rants, "Do you realize what that did to the British space program?" The counsel sits, looking at their hands

,picking at lice in their wigs, & scanning council chambers for pokemons."M'lord,did you hear my question?"The presiding judge stopped playing with his toy rocket & said ."Eh,what?

I cannot hear you with that deafening slide whistle tooting away!" The slide whistle was promptly snatched away from the offending council member. "If I may repeat myself, I said

again, my patience dissipating quickly. "Send in the clowns!" someone shouted. "Isn't it RICH!" I screamed. "Isn't it QUEER!" I lost my timing then, this late in my career.