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It was amazing, that a lost tribe dwelled

  • It was amazing, that a lost tribe dwelled in the center of Nickolodeon's amusement park at the Mall of America. They were discovered when

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  • they wandered into Banana Republic. The leader of the tribe ooohed and aaaahed at the overpriced linen shirts and khaki shorts. "Um, may I help you?" a size 0 blonde asked them.

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  • Then they realized they were in a Banana Republic and left to go to Macys.

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  • The LSD started kicking in. The name "Banana Republic" swayed their thoughts to the most controversial rules change in GOP history. "Our republican party is

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  • so much more awesome than the last one. We're gonna get in there and mix it up! And don't you even THINK of peeling those bananas and tossing them on the floor! If we catch you

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  • pantomiming an entire four track course of "Mario Kart" in the kitchen again, we will be thoroughly amused, but also slightly annoyed. And you know how much I dislike being annoyed

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  • " When Adelbert said "We are not amused" it was not amusing for us either. He fingered his thrasher & smirked with one lip curled downward . I picked up the Mario Kart cars and

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  • hurled them towards us. "If you want to know what true pleasure feels like, then drive these! Drive these for an hour and tell me how you feel!" Leaving us with the Mario Karts,

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  • Reggie Fils-Aime had that manic albeit genuine smile on his eerie face. He wasn't threatening us to drive the Mario Karts unsupervised, but it was a little scary. So we got in and

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  • hung our heads out the sides and let our tongues flap around like we were dogs. Our drool dissolved the Mario Kart. Next time, CGI, for sure.

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1 Comments

  1. jaw2ek Oct 10 2012 @ 22:05

    Kart Blanche

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