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Just for fun I ordered the liver with fava

  • Just for fun I ordered the liver with fava beans special, paired, of course, with a nice chianti. It was surprisingly good - well, good for liver - and I decided to follow it up

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  • the leftover strawberry milkshake. It tasted off, so I threw it out. Next I tried matching a hard lemonade with some over-the-counter sleeping pills. That's all I had to work with.

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  • When I woke up 42 hours later sticky & with a straw stuck up my nose, I had to try yet again. OK, how 'bout Jaegermeister, a shot of Maalox & 1 of grandma's Valium? Here, try it.

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  • It was a nice blend. You felt like fighting, and had a nice settled stomach, but didn't really care what happened one way or the other. Another enjoyable drug slurry is the FLASH.

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  • The FLASH is a super hero who can run really fast. He is not allowed in the Olympics.

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  • The FLASH is a superhero who exposes himself to children. He has a criminal record and is a REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.

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  • Flash smiled slyly as he overheard their conversation. Heehee, what a bunch of damn fools, he thought to himself as he strolled slowly past.Little did they know that he, Flash, was

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  • Set up to be preyed on for his generosity and tolerance of fluidity. He went swimming daily and won a gold medal at the Rio olympics. Flash was the local favourite for barbeque

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  • because if he flashed you it was so fast that you didn't see anything. But you knew he did it and that is what counted with him, that you knew. Somewhere back there you saw, you

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  • saw the quick strobe that subliminal under the radar glimmer. As he turned away, he would understand. He would understand the 50000 volts from your taser. Flash that.

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