Having just completed my meta-analysis of

Having just completed my meta-analysis of all 84,025 folds to date, and correcting for coincidence, collusion, and allowed randomization, I have concluded that

it's time to leave foldingstory, isn't it?

Well, I suppose it is time to leave. I shut down my monitor, roll down my sleeves and turn out the lights. I punch the time clock at FoldingStory Inc. Another day, another dollar.

Back home, after a hard days work of folding, I let myself enjoy a hot cup of tea, and a crossword puzzle, for a change. It was then I saw clue 44, 'the process of writing a short

clue for a crossword puzzle while enjoying a hot cup of tea." Hmm I knew this one and jotted down the answer in pen because I'm never wrong. The next clue was "Ten leaping daisies

down a gravel footpath". I snorted. Easy. I filled in the squares of the crossword and moved to the next clue. As I went to take a sip of tea, I noticed the surface was rippling.

Then the vase on the table began to shake along with other items around the room. It's an earthquake! My chest begins to tighten and I start to panic, I have to save Louise!

our last. "I hope it's not too heavy for you," she called to me from the tank on my back. "Oh, I've had worse," I lied as I surveyed the treacherous mountain roads ahead of us.

I winked at her, knowing instinctively she couldn't really see a damn thing i did, it was more the thought that counts. Then I just turned my face towards the sun & headed homeward