You wait and see.This story will start off

You wait and see.This story will start off nice and sweet, with rainbows & unicorns, cute 'lil sea creatures & clever puns. But trust me, we'll eventually arrive at the bitter end.

Sunshine Sally lived in a magical glittery palace. She was sweet and pretty, but give that bitch a shot of tequila and look out. Rumor has it, she bit off some guys thumb w/her

own teeth after he beat her in the semi-finals of the National Thumb Wrestling Competition. Needless to say that they don't serve tequila there any more. Sunshine Sally retired fro

m both the pro thumb wresting circuit and her night job as a Craigslist "masseuse." Sally decided to pursue her true dream: professionally compete in pant-smuggling monkeys.

exceedingly tiny. She was rather large. She was, shall we say, in prime position to set a new Guiness record for smuggling finger monkeys. But on that very day she'd gotten shingle

s all over, but it was most pronounced on her arms and hands. No one would touch her. The finger monkeys scattered and ran for safety. The record keeper saw

All the records vanish into some invisible cloud. This was disturbing to three million minions who were building roads and bridges. They vanished too!

But had they vanished to themselves? It is one thing to purport a thing that may or might not be the case to the entity the purported thing is about. Clearly the minions had vanish

-ed from this world, but they had appeared in another world, and went on to live fulfilling lives as artists and statesmen. They were still referred to as "minions", though.