Zolda was an extra large medium. Bob was

Zolda was an extra large medium. Bob was really scared of her, but he needed to make contact with his late wife to find out where she had hidden the family jewels. Zolda's chins

quaked when she laughed at his request. 'Zolda always helping nincompoops find their family jewels. Hahaha! Now give me hand, puny man. We call your dead Megera'. She grabbed Bob's

Big Boy and said, "You're a chunky one ain't ye?" Then she slapped him

She took the opportunity to kick him in the face on her next roundhouse which wasn't even aimed at him. It was for the ninja she had been trying to find all afternoon. Sakamoco Big

Toes, as they call him in the east. Deaf people almost heard his footsteps, and the blind couldn't avoid sight of his feet. Interesting how he chose to be a ninja, rather than

A saint-at least until 2017. Toes went to the Himalayas and found his guru. By October he was ready to start blessing the pilgrims who let Toes massage their soul and their feet.

But his little kitty claws kept snagging their skin and they complained to the guru, who said he was sorry, but that Toes would have to go back home to Brookline and start a shoe

Massacre. Nobodies shoes in Brookline were safe. Toe stalked the streets, hiding under cars, benches and betwixt unsuspecting legs. At night, glowing eyes appeared from drains

with a cheesy toe-jam odor. But Toe overplayed its hand (or foot, as it were): The Army sewed a huge sock & shot it from a cannon. The flying sock wrapped Toe, choking it to death.