Science and Religion are Left and Right brain

Science and Religion are Left and Right brain of humanity or the collective consiousness. both are vital for human life and development in our planet.The hungry need food not bible

study whereas materialists are spiritually poor and need a dose of religion. The human conciousness has a lobotomy and I am conducting a neurosociological experiment to repair it

by installing a cup-and-string phone between each piece of our consciousness, courtesy of Sprint, thereby mending the schism with communication (despite the fundamental differing).

Mental telepathy was dodgy at best. Transmission was better by high-tension power lines and high-tension conversation. And then the spammers took over. Dream ads were common.

My grandfather hated the dream ads. Whenever an ad came on his dream, he'd mute the volume. I had a Dream-VO. This allowed me tape my dream while I was awake and

watch it that night. But the sponsors had gotten crafty and had introduced dream product placement. He would dream he was in "HANES" underwear while in class at "ITT TECH".

Clothes would be within reach, but they'd all turn into the Queen of V*gina as soon as he reached them. They would all sing to him, "I'm gonna show you my genitalia, ohhhhh!"

A royal decree soon passes rebuking the allotment of only one a per name so the queen's could be spoken without awkwardness. Similar shenanigans occurred in Aussie Boozy land,

and neighboring Kiwi Hobbitland, but no one there ever paid attention to royal decrees anymore, since they seceded and became sovereign nations of their own. In fact, it became a