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Welcome to The Land of Misery. All of your

  • Welcome to The Land of Misery. All of your worst dreams will come out and haunt you forever!

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  • Da Boogieman ate my pants. I is sad.

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  • I had just discovered the most feared monster in the land, The Sock Monster. It was 200 feet tall and weighed 10 tons. It was every mom's worst nightmare. All it did was eat socks

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  • but always left one sock behind to taunt mothers everywhere. Thanks to Stranger Things, mothers now knew about the Upside Down and where their missing socks were going. Armed

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  • with volcanic laundry detergent and less than tidy whities Mums everywhere followed the relentless beat of the war drums toward the

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  • huge craft floating in the sky. With it's spin cycle running, the aliens inside seemed to be simultaneously experiencing pain and ecstasy. Well, at least they were dry and they

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  • would smell of lilacs. Suddenly the craft started spluttering and smoking and it fell towards the ground. The aliens inside screamed "SMOKING KILLS!" at the spacecraft, but his bad

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  • habits were slowly controlled away by the fleet of merciful interplanetary rodents and grey men, and the blue lady who was the truth bringer of their space craft. Their ship neede

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  • D to land and be refuelled, but where? Major Tom expertly handled this situation and foraged for mushrooms to saute and eat with chicken liver. He needed the B12. After dinner, the

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  • hallucinations began. He thought he was visiting Vishnu on a giant lotus, but in reality he was floating off into space. Vishnu asked him if he'd like to stay, and he said yes.

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