The stakes were high. We were both fully

The stakes were high. We were both fully armed. Me, with a library book, and it with a proboscis. I held the library book like a sword. It buzzzzzed near my ear, and I swung. WHAP!

Had I gotten it? is it dead? I stood still. Silent. I could hear my heart. After a moment I sighed. Finally, it was dead. Then the high pitched buzz of the mosquito emerged like a

n emasculated chainsaw... Bingo! fired up my chainsaw & outran the mosquito, right by the butler. I swung. Carving Jeeves in half revealed that tray WAS soldered to his fingertips.

Sadly, Jeeves was dead, and without the apology he so rightly deserved. But the fact was, I was still running and the mosquito was catching up. The chainsaw in my hands was not so

dainty or accurate as my mosquito foe, and so one had to apologise to some extent to Lady Maribeth and Uncle Alistair as one wielded the anti-mosquito chainsaw. Luckily, my br

ead hadn't gone stale yet.I gobbled up the remains,forming a moist,sticky bread-ball in my mouth."Tadaa!",I exclaimed proudly,showing off my achievement to Lady M and U-to-the-A.

Will take you to Mister Bunny's hideout!' Mister Bunny was waiting for me. "Hiya brother!", he said. I said hello back. Mrs. Bunny was cooking carrot soup and it smelled good!

All the little bunnies were lined up on benches waiting for their carrot soup, and I joined them. I was so happy to be a bunny in this adorable bunny world. But then the alarm

sounded & Sgt Bun-Bun shouted, "Jump, you damn dust bunnies!" We clipped our parachute cords to the bar and 1 by 1 we leapt out the door. War is hell in bunny world. Adorable hell.