Snowzilla crashed through the streets of

Snowzilla crashed through the streets of NYC giving the scrambled air force jets a cold blast of his cryobreath as they strafed his massive shoulders.

General Humpledong ordered the jets to back away from Snowzilla. "New York is gone. We have to fight him another way. We need... a hero." As if in reply, Freddy the Flame exploded

Humpledong knew the only way to stop Snowzilla was to fill all his solder's ammunition with booze by aiming at the monster climbing the...the...the tall building they fired it!

The gigantic freezing monster seemed unfazed at first, as though the alcohol had no effect, then he lurched. His fur began steaming and he let out a ear splitting cry as his grip

it was half full. Or was it half empty? Another cry erupted from the darkness, interrupting her musings. She knew she should run, but didn't know if she had the energy. How could s

omething like this happen to her?! She took a swig of the half full/empty/whatever glass, just in case, and she suddenly had the strength to run away from the beast in the darkness

But that was impossible. She could never run away from her own mind. Shaking fear, she pulled a gun from her back pocket. She looked in the mirror, hand barely grazing the trigger

running, running running. where was she. she had a gun and was looking at a mirror. she shot, and her genitals were mutilated. misogyny was written wit blood on the wall because

the sky refused to carry the message. They stared at each other, the misogynist & the sky. The sky won that one & the misogynist went inside & muttered about the sky being a girl.