So your mother is so old she Dj-ed at the

So your mother is so old she Dj-ed at the Boston Tea Party

Your moms so old she breast feeds powdered milk

Your momma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.

Until she gets an M60 and strikes you down in a hail of lead for even considering a pre-pubescent-yo-mama joke, that's why she decided to then also

tell a post-pubescent mama joke. They needed to know the difference. One was funny. One was stupid. If white people were ever going to be able to make the leap from

your momma being on a trampoline and not being able to get off to her being stuck in her bed cuz shes so fat, they needed to practice.

Let me be more specific, she needs more practice at playing the saxophone. She has always had a problem playing the instrument because

she was in a car accident when she was on her way to a competition. Now she needs to

realign her priorities, and her 1993 Mercury Grand Marquis. But after she placed a call to the Law Offices of James Sokolove. Because if you've been injured in an accident...