Finished Folds (21—40)
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1? Oh, that's right, I stuck it in my pocket. As I reached in I couldn't help but to bump into my lump, which did nothing to hide my tent. This routine usually led me on the road to
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1with my hand. This was the only sign I knew, and as far as I understood it was universal. Surely God smiled on me for this was one thing no one could misspell, except I forgot to
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3put up with people's hoopla. Perhaps it's it confidence of knowing that your patrons will soon be your dinner, or contribute to your new upholstery. This was evident in the case of
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1rusty pipe-wrench. It'd have to do. He shouted for the offender's attention, be they were no where to be found. Cursing he searched the area but only found footprints leading to
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0coated the room. As I wiped the blood from my eyes I couldn't help thinking some proverb about poo hitting fans. That's when I heard it--a single meow from a cat whose body was
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5whole. I hung the body from the tree in my front yard to parade my accomplishment to all who lived on my block. Just wait till the boys at school hear about this, they'll be so
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5he didn't even hear the demonic messages. Toni Bail's "Hey Mickey" was his lifeblood--there had to be a deeper meaning. That's when he found Spectrum Analysis and to his surprise
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3himself. Then I mimed lying down, and weeping into my pillow. Woe was the life of a mime. I couldn't even tell Lucille that I loved her. Damn Ronald and his penchant for
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2She tickled Elmo like a Tickle Me Elmo had never been tickled before, and by 'tickled' I of course mean 'slaughtered'. She raised Elmo's head above her in victory just as Bert
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0mortal coil." She looked at him with a countenance of confusion; which Rupaul violently slapped off. "Just what do you think you're doing?" he demanded to know, as she whimpered in
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0ego. Having evolved beyond vocal communication they were able to advance at nearly the speed of thought. But, they were flawed: they had acquired the most minuscule
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2It was at that moment that Mr. Rogers's personality was ripped asunder. He was torn between getting revenge on all who wronged him, and bringing
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4HotTopic, where maybe he could get a little appreciation. The folks there seemed like they'd admire the chilling visage of the Grim Reaper, but, alas, when he arrived they were
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3the sky. Laputa indeed! If only some wayward traveler would come and save her from this wretched place! But she was only three, how could she ever hope to
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4nibbled upon her neck. Apparently it was tasty, because he kept nibbling. The taste of which we'll never know, because just as the Kraken thought "it tastes like" it was impaled by
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2waited. Nothing happened. Had it been a dream? Was he crazy? He glanced around and was about to leave when he heard a booming voice echo from everywhere, "what is your
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4the tri-county area. A gas station manager leaped outside, mouth aghast. The bomber shrugged his shoulders in a most nonchalant way, and climbed back into his
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0the almond taste in her cereal. "This is Frosted Flakes!" my wife said, "WHY does it taste like ALMO--" she began gagging. I'll never forget what she told me as she died: "
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2as if trying to achieve lift-off, but to no avail. The 18 wheeler thundered by kicking up a cloud of dirt in its midst. Wiping the sand out of our eyes, in the distance, we spied a
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2him through. He hadn't realized a carrot peeler could be wielded like that. She cracked her whip and the horse took off, plunging the hook deeper into his groin and tearing his