Finished Folds (61—80)
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3"he'll gargle my jarbles." I scribbled under the unfinished graffiti. Sure, it was immature, but I couldn't resist. I zipped up my pant and strode up to the sink. As I looked up I
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3And that's all she wrote. This mysterious letter--her odd disappearance. What did it all mean? I traveled to our "favorite place--" I drove all the way to the town of Old
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1s erupted out of every visible orifice, and some invisible ones. Everybody shielded themselves from Copperfield's undead onslaught, but none were able to stop what was to come--
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4play strip poker, unfortunately the strange planet had other plans. "Royal flush!" I proclaimed, with a grin. Just then we heard a clash outside. Paul--the most clothed--peeked out
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3one messed up place. No one would miss Earth if it was removed in order to construct the hyperspace bypass. I picked up my stamp and slammed it down on the
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1ascension to the great beyond. His disapproval at finding the dead bodies under the porch forced my hand; I grabbed the nearest object and
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5the tape worm had mutated and crawled its way into his cranium. He could feel it wiggling and gnawing on his grey matter. Just as it approached his ocular lobe he remembered
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5I was pregnant with a vampire-werewolf-zombie baby, and I, too, was a member of the undead. My flesh had already begun to rot, and my cognitive abilities had slowly diminished to
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1held him down and administered the sedative. The results were immediate, but Jobs still mumbled about iPods, and other iDevices in his sleep. He went on and on about how he was
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3banana bread at the company party. Sure it was a little dry--but nothing a little bit of butter couldn't fix. And his accusations about your kitchen's cleanliness held no
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4holster he had slung across his hip. Yes, tonight was the night Zaphod would learn his lesson from the uncomfortable end of a sonic blaster. He even chose a witty line to say: "
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3to arrange them in complicated designs on the floor, but their purpose remained the same: to be used in the construction of porcelain dolls whose vile purpose it was to
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3California was a lovely place, until the zombie apocalypse hit us like a Grey Hound bus. No one was prepared, and Rupaul grated my nerves, I wouldn't think of ever
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3covered their faces in shame. This was the dame that had begged their protection the night before. She was hysterical--how were they to know that she was the victim of a brutal
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2give my girlfriend? Was this the perfect present? I was still suffering from the hangover, and couldn't remember what happened the night before, but I distinctively remember
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4eat cake. Chocolate, vanilla, ice-cream, strawberry--any kind of cake would be legal under my rule! But, nevertheless, rebels sought to overthrow me and my kingdom and replace it
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3Later investigation revealed the scandal that involved the man calling himself "Cowboy TV," and his cohorts. He stood trial and was found guilty, then locked away for life.
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5He can even destroy a good folding half way through. Struck down in his prime, the folding had naught to do, but
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2sacrificing himself. He realized that a world of kindness, and well being could not exist whilst he still breathed. And with that thought he
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4but, they didn't. They were the vampires that had killed his family, and now he was in a cave with them! He had to hide his discovery while not exposing himself.