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relieve stress, regenerate hair growth, align the humors, bring about renewed mental stability, cure stomach ailments & heal wounds, all of them. Yes, SQUIRTING was great for you! -
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and hurriedly dressed for the day. He had to get away from this French whore. Her rancid perfume would be the death of him if he kept bleeding out through the nose from the scent.
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stomped face of the man. Ah murder, it was good to be free, out in the world, among the fine upstanding citizens like himself. Free to explore passtimes, curb stomping, cuban neck
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gender reassignment surgery, so I can understand why you're a little emotional." he said. "No, I am literally being boiled to death, you don't seem to understand what I am saying..
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of clean glasses to serve the patrons of the many Irish pubs in Ireland. The Karmic Wheel turned on, & the Irish got drunker & drunker, slapping booties as a form of entertaining f
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Damien & Lilith couldn't let ScarFace & Pimp get hold of their precious child, Abscynthia. They owed them a child, but they wouldn't give her up. They regretted making the deal wit
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flowers. The magical protection of the greenhouse had been annual for 100 years, since their grandparents opened Photosynthesis Flowers. Rose, Ted & Will heard a knock at the shop
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ago. He just kept writing, a paragraph an hour, drinking every hour. It was far from his best work. A harlequin romance about a rabbit breeder and a Lords daughter with warts. No
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chair where he flopped down. The chair broke. "DAMN those DAMN termites DAMN it!" Pooh bellowed. He wasn't drunk enough for this, took another gulp of his honey-rye drink and sat i
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trip to the market for arsenic. The poodle had lived through 10 assassination attempts previously. How like Dr Wife's late husband, Dr Husband, leaving all the cash to the dog.
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the lawyer introduced himself. "Mr. Bond, I'm in a bit of trouble, you see I..." "No, don't tell me, I don't need to know. You have the 007 dollars for my retainer, I assume?"
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laid her cheek on the cool porcelain, fighting to catch her breath. She gulped in air & her head was shoved back into the toilet, sewer water filling her lungs. The ghost was angry
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tion. I pitched my idea to the investors. No one cared that Ira Spielberg, accountant, was my father, so they declined to invest. "THIS IS A HORRIBLE FISCAL MOVE!" I yelled, deter
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strap on a spiked phallic symbol over my hamster suit & do a little dance I like to call the hamster leg stanky wop twerk. Just as I was about to superman that hoe for my meme vid,
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suited to innuendo and gutter mindedness. My therapist would be so happy, I was ignoring phallic symbols and other things. My GutterMind Syndrome was getting better, I thought. Pen
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shed straining the feces he sat down to think. What had his life become? He was straining feces in a hazmat suit. Where had he gone wrong? He took a left at Mercer, he knew that wa
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that fried apple banana peanut butter tart the snake made for Eve to tempt her to eat the first junk food from the junk food tree. I walked through purgatory, remembering the story
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pet monkey and the ghost of Vincent Price. This bad idea was free of charge, usually I sold them $5 a pop off the freeway at my bad ideas stand. The haunted house crew hit me with
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staring after him in anger. "Don't look back in anger." the cloaked man & woman heard the disgruntled gerbil familiar say. The gerbil went off to report them to the board, for keep
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So I ran passed him to try to turn my application in, he chased me into the bathroom, cornered me in a stall. This bastard was LITERALLY stalling me now. How could I