Finished Folds (81—100)
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6"I...I don't know" She stammered, strapped the the terrible device. "It's such an open-ended question, I mean-" THWAP. And just like that, she was a pile of HUMAN FLESH.
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2"Why is there HUMAN FLESH everywhere?" He would ask. It was a good question, humans are rarely found of Mount Olympus, and the stench was preventing their caucus from
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5thrice more, performing a perfect triple axle. I stuck the landing. "I WANT TO BE A BALLERINA" I shouted to the crowded auditorium, and to Jen. Silence, followed by
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5FOR HUMAN FLESH.
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5FOR HUMAN FLESH.
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4to sleep, leaving him truly alone in the long-closed supermarket's freezer aisle. Famished, he procured one of the eyeballs, hoping Sarah wouldn't know what a Baker's Dozen meant.
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3But of course, it was Thursday in Holland and beneficial stepladdering sites were few and far between. I munched on my fingers as the two lads from the Stock Brokers passed, tongue
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6"Looks like your buffet is missing..MANATEE!" It was none other than the world's most discerning nautical hero, Detective James Manatee, ready to crash Ariel's cannibalistic feast!
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4." "What's that, Mana-" But he was gone. POW! "CAN'T MAKE A DRAMATIC ENTRANCE IN A SCENE I'M ALREADY IN!" Yelled Manatee, punching the mask square off my face with his patented
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7knew the charade was over, Granny whipped off the mask to reveal none other than Detective James Manatee, butterscotch bb gun in tow. "Get off my lawn" he said cooly,
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8The night's pallor matched that of the surface's shadows, blending the environment into a singular darkness. Detective James Manatee, combat chopsticks in hand, investigated the
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7A growl in the back interrupted their performance- "How 'bout a Lion?" Big Lion, rap sensation, man-eater, and philanthropist leaped onstage, gobbling up the entire acapella group.
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3for STDs." Sure enough, the bar of 66% caocao Polish Dark tested positive for Gonorrhea. J Man equipped his Atomic Disassembler Cannon. "Looks like this was...love at first bite."
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4ate them. Who needs shirts, anyway? Certainly not someone like Gerald Hansen; his shield of blubber protected him from the lukewarm Texas winters.
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4Writer's block is a bitch.
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6Suddenly, the entire cast of "Whose Line is it Anyway?" emerged from Mary's special place. The studio audience went wild and the show was a success.
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3Waka Flaka Flave. Big Lion was happy to oblige, "Yo, I can't even understand what ya sayin', But keep it up and in my belly you'll be layin'! RAWR!" Justin Beiber was next in line.
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3the nearby door burst open. "Suck on this!" It was Detective James Manatee! He pointed his signature garlic-tipped silver bullet blowgun directly at the nearest vampire.
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3crocodile-octopus, and it only violates a few laws of nature!" Unfortunately, that was a few too many for Detective James Manatee. Pulling out his signature Stained Glass RPG, he
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5them all. That was his first taste of human flesh. They wouldn't realize until many years later at an all-girls two-week woodlands adventure camp that they had created a monster.