Finished Folds (401—414)

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  would become known infamously as..."The snap heard round the world". Angry masturbation was not for the faint of heart, after all. The poor man tried to once more caress his bent

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  2011-04-21 15:45:10

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  It was a gritty scene - like a train wreck. Everybody wanted to look away but nobody could pull themselves to. The detective decided a prognosis was in order. "It appears this man

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  2011-04-21 15:39:48

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  a meat slicer." Then again, this wasn't the first time, nor would be the last. So there he layed, in a pool of his own blood and finely sliced loins. Some people just don't learn

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  2011-04-21 15:35:23

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  who was decidedly unforeboding nonetheless - it was a pygmy village, after all. However, he was still brave, and with the goodbyes of friends and family, he took the corkscrew and

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  2011-04-21 15:30:25

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  what I would find inside, but why worry? If you can't trust an angel, who can you trust? And with that, I walked towards the house, in all it's burlesque glory. I knocked on the

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  2011-04-21 15:25:29

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  And that would have to be enough for the chef - knowing that his life would go on as it is but with the image of success just...lingering. "Another day" he said to himself.

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  2011-04-21 15:21:58

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  his asshole was perhaps sparky enough to be a true leader, alas, all he found was some corn, a doll, and a marmaduke comic he was saving for later. He knew now what he must do:

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  2011-04-21 15:11:54

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  THE TRAP DOOR, DROPPING THE POOR MAN INTO AN INCREDIBLY DULL TEA PARTY, CONSISTING OF A FEW STUFFED ANIMALS AND A GIRL DRESSED AS A PRINCESS. THEY DISCUSSED IMPORTANT MATTERS LIKE

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  2011-04-21 15:08:26

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  long and glorious eagle feather, brandishing it as I would Excalibur itself! The enemy knew he was done for, he was so incredibly ticklish, after all. Once again, I saved the day.

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  2011-04-21 15:04:59

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  Mystery Inc.! However, his plan went awry, like many plans do. In prison, sometimes you can hear him yell, "If it weren't for those meddling kids, and that stupid dog!"

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  2011-04-21 15:00:09

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  and the rest of the bad grammar parade directly at the mutated kangaroo-scorpion monster, which immediately destroyed it so that a less-cliched plot event could be constructed!

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  2011-04-21 14:52:51

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  out of those happy deaf children's ears. Of course, not all joyful moments can last forever, and soon the wizard party was ruined by a dragon! It breathed large amounts of flaming

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  2011-04-21 14:50:44

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  His opponent considered this response - "If it's swollen eyes you want, then it's swollen eyes you get!" And with that, he leaped at King Leonidas with the mighty roar of a hundred

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  2011-04-21 14:46:51

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  I'll tickle you relentlessly!" Tweeter, of course, was rather ticklish, so in his fear he decided it would be best to give the angel SOMETHING to curb his anger - "Here, take my

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  2011-04-21 14:43:29