Finished Folds (21—40)
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2to kiss anyone dressed up as a force-sensitive character from the long-standing franchise. Or wash those hands. Actually, the grime pretty much secured the integrity of the former.
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6fiancé reassuringly. "You are the jelly in my jelly donut," he would say. Pastry Walrus did not have a way with words, but Poetry Walrus loved him all the same. "You may
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6and camouflage facepaint. Hearing the sounds of booming bass echo through the halls was all the evidence we needed to confirm the Illumanati's true cause. Delta Squad inched
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5became world famous as one of the most ironic product titles ever created, but that sweet Guinness money could not even come close to the sheer weight of class-action litigation.
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8probably something different entirely. She was covered in cow tattoos, like a whole bunch of cows drawn in varying styles and sizes. She was showcasing one of her 'moosaics' at
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5The pinnacle of masculinity. There has never before been so much man in one place.
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3in hopes of returning him to normal size. The wizard was tired of all these hand-outs. "Look I'm fresh out of courage, just take some hearts and go." The bin said two per customer
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5than to trust a woman in fishnets. "But you're about to be a charry charlatan!" Detective James Manatee flicked his Cigrenade into the last of his Mick Jagger Bomb, diving through
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3They were gentlemen, and Oblork scurried off to the restroom to clean his soiled trousers. Upon his return, the duel was back on full force! Whipping out his Kerhablammatron 2000,
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3spelled out the pilot's phone number in exhaust. He was a notorious lady killer, and no damn low fuel light was going to stop him from scoring some skyscraper corporate babes.
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1had that ben button disease where he aged backwards; his parents named him Train to give kids something else to mock. By middle school he left for piracy, and met a swanky lass who
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3, expelling his bowels all over the portable child-sized toilet seat. Luckily there were enough baby wipes to take care of the mess, but nobody wanted to dine near the gift table
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1by vaginas. "That's an awful place for a lance. I mean, lances are really big, you couldn't fit the whole thing in there. What are you trying to accomplish? This is ridiculous."
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3poor kids, textbooks are for winners." It was survival of the fittest in West Metro Middle School. Students took gym seriously. Rival gangs battled for turf during recess. Teachers
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6"Sure, but what if instead of a Croc...Pa gets eaten by a MAN." The board of Lifetime television movie writers stood up in applause. 'Men Are Evil and they Ate my Dad' would air on
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4Dean body pillow and dumped out the cushion. With a wide smile he presented it to the listless movie theater employee. It was B.Y.O.B. day and his girlfriend swooned at frugality.
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5the only sweatshop that would hire a creature like me. I was paid in the lower half of pennies spliced onto balls of yarn. The break room was filled with bodies.
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4had to kill like sixteen Colossi. He took some rock climbing classes in his golden years, but most of it was spent starting at butts.
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2his ex-wife 'paying' the plumber and pizza guy. Life as a quad-amputee was hard enough just maneuvering, but now he had terrible trust issues. The Beanie Babies had their own tiny
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2pinstripes, polka dots, and...god, were those intersecting triangles or varying sizes? Grant's sport jacket looked like goddamn Chuck E. Cheese carpeting. A lady in the third row