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and dance naked under the stars. As days of celebration go this one was turning out better than expected; enemies taken care of and I live to see another day, perhaps to hunt again -
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it suddenly came to him. The last words his mother spoke to him. with dying breath she whispered find your brother, look for Chateau Rennau 76, building 3. the answers are there.
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yelled and immediately slid my hands under the warm comforting heat of of a jet dry space heater. the cramps having subsided, my fists opened to show the tattooed, lock code
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her bring in her beloved service animal. First the Airline now the grocery store. How could they not understand that with out Suzie chicken her ability to cope with life was
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those who could reach out and snatch it from the mouths of babes, it also belonged to the televangelists, the pool sharks, the payday lenders, and the politicians who in their
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mixed up the tortoiseshell kitten and the pumpernickel and put the kitten in the toaster oven. it was only when she started stroking the bread while setting the oven timer that she
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eff eff effect. Especially if it's purchased in large amounts. Bu bu but nobody, and I mean nobody wants to go home empty handed. So they make exceptions for people who st stutter.
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h one? The snake headed woman whipping her head in a rhythmic manner, the gargoyle staring with glassy eyes, or could it be the ham fisted hydra. The power had to come from
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We can't end it this way! Give me one last line before I fold up the towel and call it a wrap.
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leaded weight. Flatfishing it out of there with the line hanging out of his mouth I could hear him humming row row row your boat until suddenly it
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One does it by zipping up their flight suit, jumping on the next donated C130 and meeting the national flying circus in Latvia for another sell out performance; realizing that
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Unfortunately lack of dental hygiene cause all their teeth to fall out leaving them unable to delight in this new delicacy. "Well shoot," said Dr. Taste. "Back to square one."
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was one of only a handful of people who knew the secret handshake to get in to see the key master. And it was he who peaked into the corners of time and made the decisions to
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I've been killed ten times already and strangely enough I want to be you but unfortunately you wouldn't want to be me. So let's take that last fishing trip to the sea.
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Turns out The Blind Press became a pretty lucrative publishing gig for me. "My fan base grew and recently I received the Helen Keller award for.....oh," I said as her blank stare
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and the NRA sure were strange bedfellows in my house. My email inbox always felt like it was at war with itself and my mailbox had multiple personalities that caused the postman to
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Well hello there sweet pea! Life's a beach, wanna join me for a Mai Tai?
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I made her sign a highly detailed nondisclosure agreement that stated she would forfeit the right to all of the millions that recipe would bring in, and lose her half her tongue.
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Carve, trim and shave just like his grand pappy had always wanted him to. Hello West Virginia. There's a new barber in town. Let's get ready to ombré.
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A jar I would lovingly gaze into from time to time as I looked back and reflected on the strange places that reality cooking show had taken me. Of all she was the most memorable.