Shishkabob was spell-checked, and the internet

Shishkabob was spell-checked, and the internet ordered for the word Higashiosaka to be used instead. This led to an entire city in Japan being grilled. The rugby players fought b

ack with scrumdelicious. The internet replaced it with Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. The rugby team captain was soon flying over London holding an umbrella. Internet scrabble

gave rise to a massive uptick in cheating. People used words like, "XI" as if they'd said it for years. The Rugby team could now Scrabble scrim with regularly geeks and win,

which left the geeks no choice but to slather themselves in testosterone cream and get brawny like the rugby scrabblers. "Za qi is to memorize all seven letter words." "Uh, dude,

all scrabblers try to memorize as many words as possible memorizing the entire set of seven letter words though that is just a bit much that is like millions of words. Just go with

the words in the Scrabble Dictionary. One day 70,000 scrabble letters fell from the sky. The children would find the letters in all kinds of bizarre places

,which was bothersome at first, but then the children did what children do when they aren't watching TV or on the internet: they got creative. They took the alphabet and built a

giant orbital death cannon to enslaved the population of Earth, as kids do. Unfortunately for Earth, the machine backfired and destroyed the moon, playing havoc with the tides and

cow udders. Cheese curd rationing began shortly after and tonsil stones were selected as a replacement. People forewent dental hygiene to increase production of this delicacy,

Unfortunately lack of dental hygiene cause all their teeth to fall out leaving them unable to delight in this new delicacy. "Well shoot," said Dr. Taste. "Back to square one."