Finished Folds (41—60)
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4coffee cream is because of the excellent way they treat their cows. Anyone caught cow tipping is immediately thrown into the slammer. Coffee and donuts are serious business here.
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3and started peeing frantically, trying to douse the flames in an area just big enough to safely land. Success! Not a bad idea after all. Walking away he marveled at the close call.
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0Soon the congress would collapse beneath the weight of bad decisions and NSFW Instagram pics. The Captain's government coup was all but guaranteed.
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5hen out of the murky depths an orange carp appeared. Using her strong tail and dorsal fin she raised the car to the surface. They all cheered as the silent carp silently slid away.
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4His watery eyes looked at me sadly. It's those damned AI again. I told the scientists at JPL not to do it, but they just wouldn't listen. Now look where we are.
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3looking flat iron with a maniacal grin plastered across her face. Gripped tightly in her fist was a ticket to today's Oprah show. Faster, faster she hissed.
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3But since it take a lot more muscles to frown than it does to laugh the progress was tediously slow. The plague of laughter continued unchecked; frivolity unabated.
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3But didn't hurt herself because the ledge was only 6 inches off the ground. "Dang," she said to herself. "I really need to learn how to walk in these platform wedges.
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2In unison the birthday suited cheerleaders turned their heads and looked at the jockstrap clad football players. Murmuring in quiet chorus they began the final cheer of the game.
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3May Showers
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3HOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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4Shrinking everyone down to a size shorter than himself; wow he really was ruthless. Even Celine was not immune, which in turn made her not amused. They only way to save the day
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2The games of spin the bottle of Maalox and Depends strip poker had gotten entirely out of hand. The swat team double checked their tasers, adjusted their helmets and chanted
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5erhood intact. How could I have been so wrong in my understanding of the fairer sex he mumbled as he fumbled with the snaps on his Wranglers. What is it with those German groupies
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5at JC Penny's regardless of his increased stature and increased size. The president knew Guido's humility was equal to his hyperawareness and that's why he kept him around for
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3his curse. Yet now that the unholy union was broken it seemed like a blessing, and he rattled his chains and swung his whips with the vigor of unbridled passion locked away so very
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4shouted. Suddenly his rational brain noticed that even though the door didn't budge the knob had rotated a quarter turn. This gave him hope and he shouted even louder "I AM SPARTA!
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2and the mire of the whiter shade of pale. Wielding it expertly she began to slice and dice until there was nothing left. Satisfied at a job well done she then turned to
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1Space battles have a way of doing that to you the sergeant mused as he looked at the hole in his security net. Oh well, a quick stitch, a push of a button and the net would be good
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3Removing his black billed hat The Crow Flew into action. Pushing George behind him and covering himself with a down filled blanket was all it took for things to simmer down.