She woke up in the early morning and suddenly

She woke up in the early morning and suddenly realized it was the day she had been dreading for what seemed like her entire life.

The day she had to go to school. It was Monday. She actually only dreaded it since she was 6, but she liked hyperbole.. Mrs Mandrake would be there and each student had to hand in

there firearms and grenades. This was a very tough school and metal detectors where on every doorway. In the playground children were not so much bullied as shot in the head. One

Wrong move and blood would be spilt everywhere. This was the result of World War 3, where not even school grounds are rid of heavy weaponry and armed guards.

In facts, the moment every kid was born, he or she (be politically correct, man!) would be provided with armament. The enemy was everybody.

Though if you want to be really politically correct, it would be he, she, or everyone in between. But I'm getting ahead of myself. They all had weapons and they were all killers.

By all outward appearances, however, they simply looked to be residents sitting on the porch at the nursing home,passing the time. The glocks were hidden beneath the rocking chairs

, weapons prepped for the nursing home take-over. The occasion? Three words: elderly house party.

"It's a Small World After All!" as they laid waste to the asylum. In just over an hour, they had reduced the once-happy establishment to a pile of insane rubble.