Finished Folds (21—40)
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510 fingers, 10 toes, 1 bebe, and no nose..... what?
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3The preacher had said we were all born with a sinful nature, then why, oh, why was it so difficult to rob a bank! Shouldn't it come naturally if sin were such a part of our nature
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6apple. The eyes blinked morse code in agreement as the leg danced itself into the ballroom! Every body part moved back aghast! ONE LEG! What had happened to his partner?
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2Our scientists are brighter and more contemporary than those beasts of burden. If it didn't work for them, it will work for us! A magnet, an astroid, and human pride equaled disa
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3She ran her hands through her hair, breathed deeply, winked, and said, "
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0So, the boy that he was Beiber gave it a try as well, "Come on people, let's let the world heard, 'This sentence is a lie.' 'This sentence is a lie.' 'This sentence is a lie.'"
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3after gargling down the Gateorade. And with that he was able to add the accent to the "O" and "-ing." Winning the accent contest once again! Overjoyed, Dusty ran to get his troph
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0a lot of pain to the game. With Kenny R's howling and roaring, brother Hemorroy knew he was in business! They wouldn't have to beach long before they could take the Jolly Hemorrhoi
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1They had to, because if you weren't smashed you couldn't fully experience the wonder of a Kinkaid painting!
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4they said the Jerky boys were too conservative for Limbaugh. If they were too conservative for Limbaugh where else were they to get air time? Kamal let out a few choice words &
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4"They rolled in, unrelentlessly, full of vulgar...um I mean..." "CUT!!!!! JLo, Why? Why? Why, can't you get this right?"
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2They say that seminary is the cemetery for the faithful. It is black-suited, chain-wearing zombies that are sent back to the church and they wonder why the church is dying! Resurr
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2"Did you hear the one..." and off he went telling me again for the third time the joke about the pastor who played sick on a Sunday and golfed his best game. Punch line, "and God
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5Lawyer, doctor, or "Indian chief," that is what my father wanted me to be when I grew up. Boy, have I disappointed him by becoming a crustacean toe clipper making less than $5.50
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5Then again I won't miss the oversensitive macho boyfriends who don't get that a joke is a joke. Doubt I'll have problems with them once I leave comedy, but then as a politican I
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3bizarre reason that we still cannot understand to this day Dan insisted on taking not only his own nets but ours as well! Bob caught malaria as a result and screamed incessantly,
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4and even dropping Pluto doggie doo in the chocolate ice cream. Had the Disney Prisoner Program not ended as abruptly, the Disney Institute wouldn't have had to recast its vision
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4r blades. Yes, the cult of Barney. It really did exist and they were just as freaky scary as I had expected them to be when I had only imagined their purple hair existence years
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3any socialized media, progressive press, and liberal monkeyism. Then carefully remove your ten dollar bill from bookmarking page 10 of the Capitalist Guide to Meditation and read
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3results of them that everyone wanted to take a gamble and take a chance on the results. SyFY even attached a video feed to his pjs so they could track his every sleepwalker move.