Finished Folds (81—100)
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1I felt my body sink into the deep, deep blue. For some reason, I didn't have the desire to fight the waters that engulfed me. Not... sure what got... ankle, but it stung .. mind.
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1stream that flowed as far away from those ugly ducklings as I could get. I needed a new start, a new flock to flow with, and perhaps a sweet mate to feather with love.
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2the most attention from the media, while the "longest beard contest" was old news since the same guy won every year. There was also cotton candy, and mac-and-cheese on a stick.
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4We just didn't understand why they needed both a dotted and a straight yellow line in the middle of the highway. So, we continue on our journey, eating raccoon, telling jokes,
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5faded away. "Man, I should have done CPR, at least then I would have known what he did with all my stuff!" I turned and walked away as ambulances and chasers arrived. My neighbor
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3even had terrorist and natural disaster proof ink. The other doomsday gifts seemed a bit ridiculous as we really weren't expecting to live long enough to enjoy them, nonetheless
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3because there were way too many Martins in this room. Sheen and Scorsese stared over at Short and VanBuren, giving them a nod and a wink. "What's that suppose to mean?" asked Sho
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5were totally unaware of the personality a spider could have. Unaware that they were really aliens and when we stepped on one we contributed to intergalatic warfare that harmed mo
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5Their otherworld voices squeeked commands as they pushed and prodded and explored my translucent rainbow body. Had they not seen anything like me before? My head where the ponytail
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4thing came to be. Those farmers were good-for-nothings and quite dangerous to us squirrels. Then again maybe they weren't farmers, I seemed to have forgotten I was not on earth.
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5lf for the first time in the mirror as he had actually become, whiskers and all! Bryce caught himself mid-meow and wondered what the guys would think. He couldn't show up at a
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8were really "friendemies." Raised side-by-side, Jorge and Manuel had no other choice than to be friends. Little did Jorge know, Manuel also wanted to cream his corn and run him
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6That couldn't be right! Hadn't I ordered the seeds from the vegetable nursery not the local dump? What would I say to my mother when she saw I was raising disrespectful babies?
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1my gondersmach and skipped on my hands towards the sign. Yes indeed, I had finally found a place I could call home. No more perfectionists! No more average joes! Just crazy me do
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3"She didn't!" "Oh, she really did!" "Come on, I'm serious. She didn't!" "I'm not fooling you, she really did." We went back and forth like this for about an hour. My confusion
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3They always came in threes. I stood in stunned silence as he threw the first shovel of dirt upon the casket not knowing when today would end and tomorrow would begin. Three. A
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2Salvation is about more than life and death. It is about freedom from the corrupt nature and the prisons with which we create a lie of ourselves. Salvation is not having to look
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3She slithered across the grainy ash tray leaving her drool and spit behind. Had she not picked up the cigarette that first time after her boyfriend ripped her dreams away she
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4In impromptu speaking it is always good to pull a random quote out of your pocket and use it to add justification to your point. For example, "Kennedy once said 'To be or not to be
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912 ways to admit you are wrong: 1) slather your lips with the deepest red lipstick and kiss the mirror writing "I'm sorry" with the mascara 2) fall on the floor moaning in grief