Finished Folds (21—39)
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3had leggings and a shower curtain and a greased Chicken breast tied with blue twine. Oh, if the neighbors goat was just 4 feet closer this would be providence.
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1Greasing up the bowling pin. Donkey Show my ass. I'm gonna rock this town like a bi-racial baby in a factory. Pilgrims should have shot bobcat so Pussy was on the menu. Bring it
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2Brag about my penis size never expecting to be called on it. However this case was extreme as her vagina was like a flower vase and I am strictly referring to the size
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0Do but first we dance. And, More Cowbell!
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1it was "hide the sausage" for Stanley and this time he got caught. "Let me go next or I'll tell" whined Murphy. suddenly Carl sat up and said. You idiots, I'm not asleep
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3"Put out or Get out". She looked and could see shark fins piercing the water. She new it was now or never. She decided to fight. then noticed a HUGE erection. "o.k" If you insist
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0It went on and on. He finally got the message. Your sister has been sendng me signals. Ever since her operation she has been wanting to try out the new Orifice. Let it heal first
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1Now get down there and pick up all of the cards. 52 card pick up is NOT for the weak hearted. It's a MANS game.
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4as did most of the girls at the local pub. You don't scratch where it don't itch my momma used to say she replied. Razors are for Sissies. We chew our hairs off 1 at a time.
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2but I can't pass up a "free throw". I do however insist on you facing away because your breath is worse. Do you know that Anchovies are pickled for a reason? Cash or check?
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0the girls on the front row as not only exciting, it was so freeing to her soul after being forced to attend Catholic school. We're not lesbians, we just enjoy grinding for our men
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0It was unpopular in the surrounding states but she would have no part of it. "I think they're are just prudes" she cried as she reached for her purse in the pale moon light.
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1buy new batteries and feel the heat between her loins like she did that time when no one was watching. I WILL make it happen but, I need something to read
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2And started licking them one by one as my husband took pictures for the website. NOW we'll get into that country club he exclaimed! Old man Smith's asian bride has NOTHING on you!
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1As she took her skirt out of the dryer. "I washed it in scalding water so it will fit like a glove. NOW lets see them not want my cookies" as she squeeezed into the skirt.
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1Noticed Darious. You too? He asked? Darious replied "I don't play baseball, if you know what I mean, Sucka"
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1many beers does it take to get this thing moving again? It takes 2 beers to get a freshman Coed clothes moving, but these walls. Man, it's unfair.
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2Ed, I took all of your pictures down from my walls. How can you having pudding if you don't eat your meat? Ed simply moaned into my phone At my age, Ed is spelled E.D.
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1Telephones and stole their identity for the webcam shows she was interested in doing. Weird, Using her daughters name with her body on camera was a terrible idea as the neighbors