Finished Folds (221—240)
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3production of Pop Tarts ever, Cherry and Orange felt they would be safe there. What they didn't expect was the warm welcome by Mom and Pop Tart themselves. Pop was a pomegranate &
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3Librarian. "The problem with you is that you are all neck and no peck," said Assistant Orderly Smythe. Most of the Galactic Librarian's eyes narrowed but a few of them fluttered.
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5he was met by a couple of gals in black F-150. After a few pleasantries they said, "Get in" with a shotgun. "The fruit of our labors is about to drop from our writhing orchard, and
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1"this will be difficult to explain" but by some grand confluence, I had just the right feather, the right salts, and my trusty Zippo, and we both jumped tracks for a do-over.
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4Yeah, that sounded good to all of us. The guy with the hair seemed like he ended up there not from addiction or scamming, but because he heard The Whole Music. Poor lucky guy.
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4up their game. "Hmm, things not to buy for Granny's birthday. I'll say dungeon apparel, because she likes to pick out her own." After a ding and high-fives, it was Granny Wiggins'
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3Contretemps, because now we were fifteen -- some hidden current perhaps. The Dark Moo was lowing on the horizon as we split into groups for the pre-sabbat team-building exercise. R
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9before burning some sage. Mr. Potato could go back to ramen and bone broth. Today was special, though. The packet of sarcophagus broth had arrived just before the final blood moon.
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1greenish and vinegary, but they all seemed happy and content, so that was fine by me.
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4their nakazaniye, their forgiveness, their forgetfulness, their table manners -- or was all that just me? I had eyes and a tongue, and so I looked at the blind mutes and said "hey"
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5wanted her to die with the taste of his own garden's blackberry jam on her lips, not his pork-and-garlic breath. Yes, I am considerate, he thought as he guided her to the cliff's
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2to surround the guards and expressed their support of the geese with stern faces and insipid chants. But the geese attacked the guards and supporters alike, littering the park with
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2I'm allergic to nuts, and I always use the Oxford comma. I'm proud of our family name, even though it is holding me back in my career. Just because it's "Splatterfest" doesn't mean
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4Nick felt glimmers of hope and solidarity begin to shimmer within the crowd. Then his implant pinged. "Upgrades are ready to be installed. You might reawaken several times during
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2As my dear brother lay sweating and pallid on the threshold, our mysterious lodger, whom I thought might murder us all, offered a healing lozenge. The wastemistress gasped and ran
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4for potent and medicinal words of Alderaanian origin, arranged into patterns like Hydronian charm bracelets, except for their minds instead of their patronizing elitist wrists. The
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1would soon have new hills for the bicyclists and weed to rival Hawaii's. "Dad, maybe you should let off some steam. As for me, I'm all about the fresh flow and it's burnin' up the
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5But it was too late. I tried to accept that Sven actually preferred microfiber to cotton sheets, but the day he brought two yappy little dogs home, I went into a fugue state and mu
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1Dave was back on Earth hosting a morning talk show with the Monolith. Just before going live, Dave said, "Hey, M, maybe turn sideways and check your ratio?" M looked at Dave.
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4the monstrosity so it was presentable, but her newly sighted beau said, "I'm sorry, but biological horror is just one of my turnoffs. Couldn't they remove that? O vicious light!"