Finished Folds (241—260)
-
9before burning some sage. Mr. Potato could go back to ramen and bone broth. Today was special, though. The packet of sarcophagus broth had arrived just before the final blood moon.
-
1greenish and vinegary, but they all seemed happy and content, so that was fine by me.
-
4their nakazaniye, their forgiveness, their forgetfulness, their table manners -- or was all that just me? I had eyes and a tongue, and so I looked at the blind mutes and said "hey"
-
5wanted her to die with the taste of his own garden's blackberry jam on her lips, not his pork-and-garlic breath. Yes, I am considerate, he thought as he guided her to the cliff's
-
2to surround the guards and expressed their support of the geese with stern faces and insipid chants. But the geese attacked the guards and supporters alike, littering the park with
-
2I'm allergic to nuts, and I always use the Oxford comma. I'm proud of our family name, even though it is holding me back in my career. Just because it's "Splatterfest" doesn't mean
-
4Nick felt glimmers of hope and solidarity begin to shimmer within the crowd. Then his implant pinged. "Upgrades are ready to be installed. You might reawaken several times during
-
2As my dear brother lay sweating and pallid on the threshold, our mysterious lodger, whom I thought might murder us all, offered a healing lozenge. The wastemistress gasped and ran
-
4for potent and medicinal words of Alderaanian origin, arranged into patterns like Hydronian charm bracelets, except for their minds instead of their patronizing elitist wrists. The
-
1would soon have new hills for the bicyclists and weed to rival Hawaii's. "Dad, maybe you should let off some steam. As for me, I'm all about the fresh flow and it's burnin' up the
-
5But it was too late. I tried to accept that Sven actually preferred microfiber to cotton sheets, but the day he brought two yappy little dogs home, I went into a fugue state and mu
-
1Dave was back on Earth hosting a morning talk show with the Monolith. Just before going live, Dave said, "Hey, M, maybe turn sideways and check your ratio?" M looked at Dave.
-
4the monstrosity so it was presentable, but her newly sighted beau said, "I'm sorry, but biological horror is just one of my turnoffs. Couldn't they remove that? O vicious light!"
-
2By then, the miner was not in a position to object. So many varieties of poverty, he thought, as he looked at his trampled limbs and head below, but it's still a wonderful world.
-
2found favor with Andrei B. Flavin, a young plutocrat and cosmopolitan hip-hop sensation. Most people were happy with Putin, but some also thought maybe Flavin's time had come.
-
3emuria, who charmed the other restaurateurs with his mild wit and fine manners, when the chef came out and grabbed the PM by the throat for some subtle and negligible slight that t
-
4..." Alexa brought down the storm shutters. "That path will profit no-one." Thank goodness for my niece, though, who was staying with us. Kids these days and their DNA tech. My arm
-
4Wow. Depth bomb. Of course Richie and I knew each other and we were on good enough terms, but that he came over to sit by me and relaxed before he gave up the ghost really led me
-
2Yeah, whatever.
-
3had decided to become localized and temporally linear when all its contemporaries were burbling about in the quantum foam. There was joy in gray wood and muddy roads and glass