Finished Folds (421—440)
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4Little did I know that Mittens and her neighborhood cabal of gnostic and hermeticist cats had forsworn catnip for a greater cause, and had prepared a ritual of which I would become
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4to the State Universal Mall, sentenced to shop until he dropped. But the con artist sat by a fountain just people-watching, until General Nose came by sporting Groucho glasses. Th
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12Farmer Jones gave me a look. "We take great pride in our chickens and that they are all breast and no wings. If you don't like chicken milk then you are at the wrong farm."
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6rubs against my legs when I feed her and she makes appreciative noises, but I know she knows about my part in the roasting of the meerkats, and is just waiting for me to sleep. So
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4Uncle Einar came out of the root cellar to exhale the Novembral air that he had been holding in. The trees and the darkling sky were his home; the troubled post-monkeys his charge.
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11with a bowl and no oranges to be found. He discarded his monk's robes and sat in despairing contemplation in the rocking chair on the north porch. But when the owners came out
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4found myself in a Light that encompassed all. A strong but diffident voice said, "We have an opening for a Tzaddik. You ready?" I tried to back away but there was only presence.
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5e way while I warmed up the audience for the extravagant spectacle to come. "Ladies and Gentlemen, we regret to say that we must clear the theater to prepare for the next show."
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3"Wrong." said President Trump to the unexpected visitor in his newly refurbished white and gold Oval Office. "I am not dead and you are not dead. And you are?"
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9Arrange the silver and think the chime. Close your eyes and reach beyond. Look for patterns and find the one with a Rhojanga shape. Gently touch a dark matter tendril and home.
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8economy, to the great dismay of the Romulan Restaurant Association and the High Council. "Senators, we cannot allow Starbucks to contaminate and degrade our proud culture," said
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2the threat of a global tea plague, and unrest over the leadership of the International Chess Federation simply amused Putin. He was not so easily provoked. But a malachite pendant
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6perp in his pipe and he could damn well choke on the justice. Judge Dread noticed this impinging on his musical thoughts and fogged up Jerry the Barber's mirror. "Wrong Dredd" app
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4le Sarah Grainger and yearned for that far-off day when, after years of silence and lost letters, they would meet again in a fearsome storm and requite their mutual love.
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5It was a little odd but still agreeable for us all to sit and relax a while after dinner, as we were generally post-incarnate and meta-temporal. But the Trans-Neptunians seemed to
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3Such lonely people, car owners, so cut off from the world that they name their vehicles. None of my bikes ever had a name, and I only do because it was a thing back in the day. Cat
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5corn on each of their pillows and left a handwritten note on deckled paper that said, "Tomorrow night, when it gets dark, look into a mirror and say 'Candy Corn' three times." Some
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116. A discreet cummerbund for magical appliances, which would not look out of place with my workaday khakis and golf shirt.
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3Ellen took a moment to compose her response to the RCA mascot. "No, not this time around. Vision and Sound might be guiding and manipulating us, but literature is where it's at."
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5It's just that I felt comfortable going about the rounds of everyday life without the restrictions of cultural blinders on my sensorium, I thought. "I hear you!" said Hyperdog.