Finished Folds (641—660)
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1proffered detailed disquisitions on the differences between pink-giraffe land & the quotidian juridical hell in which James Cuthbert, esq., somehow contrived to find himself, sans
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1-- well, it would be more accurate to say that the ancient tablet had been inscribed in somehow abstractly recognizable patterns, and it turned out to be a laundry receipt. Doctor
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1In what sense?
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1Yep.
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1as he attempted to slow his rapid descent along the cliff. The impact knocked the breath out of him, but he was alive."Help me, help me! Thank you, Thank you!" he cried.
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1Exactly so.
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5Omar Kropotkin sipped his overpriced cup of recarbonized coffee-bean sauce, musing upon the phenomena of words and letters and happenstance, when Gloria Crouton invited herself to
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2And don't tell me that maybe there's another pond. Same lizard-brain "golden platter" trick all over again. No acceptance from me, although I try to be appreciative of some things.
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7-- and with that simple, mild suggestion, people everywhere in all situations began to dance, widdershins and sunwise, dancing where they were and dancing without moving. Finally
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5I am a variant man. I am a variegated man. I'm a vagrant man. I'm a homely man. I'm a cocooning man. I'm a distracted man. I'm a distributed man. I'm a
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1and demanded child support and his complete absence. "Yes, yes," he said, "that's fine. I agree. Unfortunately I am pregnant with so many more of her children."
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3but at the entrance to his cave, after a moment of seeming internal torment, he bade me stop, and he repaired within. My abominable date returned and laid down a bed of furs for me
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5"Damn right you're right!" said his ticket-mate Sarah Palin. "You're rootin' tootin' America-rebootin' damn right." But Trump and Palin were not prepared for the Clintons' next
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3"Dahling, please," said Zsa Zsa as she took her seat in the enlivened restaurant. "I might be dead but I'm not desitute. Tonight we can put blankets over the card table."
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4micromanipulation of lunar-dust phosphorescence to fool people into thinking the Cosmos was in motion. His grandfather shook his head. "Grandson,
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3My screams retreated and huddled within my diminishing form as I passively drifted against the stream of Time. Someday the tide would turn and I would rock, but so many worlds had
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3Later I would learn that she had "died" in 1827 of tuberculosis and nowadays she went by Shirley Splatterfest. Audrey grabbed my arm. "Tony, don't lick the blood!" But I did, and I
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3casually angle my approach toward the rusty cigarette vending machine next to the abandoned gas station's garage, to make it look less like I was stalking him. We were both still
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3I recoiled from myself. I fled down dark alleys with dimly sputtering exit signs and dead ends at every turn. I couldn't run far and fast enough, but to my greater horror, wherever
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3Lady Cheltenham had once taken tea with The Oracle. According to legend, the cookies are still there in the ruined woods for those who know how to look. Betty had more tales to