Finished Folds (1081—1100)
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2reality and the vista became less grayscale. Why Earl left cologne modeling to become a cattle rancher with one cow was beyond me, but I was just the vet tech. His spritzed chest
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3as the pitchfork brought back horrific memories of the Burnings that he had witnessed as a teen. Three of his high-school buddies had been pitched into the blaze for being talented
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3After a few Hours I asked my Shetland friend, "Are we there yet?" "Hey Hey, Nigh Nigh. Griselda the Witch will never die." But I didn't like the idea of anyone getting burnt even i
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4just as snarky Ned Carpo popped in to say that maybe Grockberger should consider his own temporomaterial footprint. Grockberger paid the cabbie and walked home in the rain.
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5of a manly queen who claimed to receive transmissions from the last men on Neptune. We were hauling up a catch one November day and among the salmon found a talking carp, who
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1deride our chirping! And to serve us tainted bug chow full of meal-worms -- how dare you!" The insectoid crew packed the officers into a retrofitted Scuttlebug and sent them to
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3Mozhurel pulled Kerrick roughly from the circle. "Young man, you should not be casting sigils if you have ugly fonts in your soul." Kerrick said, "But they're decorative!" Mozhurel
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8"I have fangs and ancient wit; you have a stake, powdered garlic, and the internet -- so we are both killers -- but let me die with dignity." He had a point, but he was gone.
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0sit upon the sand and tell silly tales of the Cactus Kings." The Unmagical Realist stood up. "Stop! I've had my fill of your color-shifting sombreros and geometries of the skies! M
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4with a wink, "You see, this really is Betsy Ross," even though the flag was all wrong. I thanked the nurse and sat with my aunt Mildred and told her how important her flag had been
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1stored in an alien implant up his left nostril as insurance. The diplomat found Prince Charles dabbling in watercolours near Sheffield, and proposed the conflict resolution plan, w
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4but a moment in the overworld was enough to locate the faceless tormentor, and Brock the Pupa pulled him into the dark cell of his confinement. Brock circled him, gloating now
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5checking Google News, the Drudge Report and Facebook a few times a day, hoping to triangulate on The Meaning. Meanwhile, the microbeings in my soul were similarly communicating via
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5d hairy sigil from my little chest in my early years? The other kids avoided me anyway. But now I was grown. I strode into town bare-chested, hairy-sigiled, but unsure how to treat
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4someone worthy ..." When he came to again, he was chained to a hospital bed in a tatty motel room. A gray man in a grayer suit thanked him for the transfusion. "Your young blood is
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4clocked the nearby shoppers and before the Assistant Manager could pull the plug the scanner disintegrated Joe Martins and rang him up for $6.97. "Paging all techies!" The des
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7a parking meter. And what's with the jet black hair? Wouldn't that be like stealth hair? If you don't want your hair seen, why not just shave it? So what did she whisper to you? My
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2standing by the kitchen sink with a meat cleaver in one hand and linking rings in the other. She noticed me with her glaucous eyes and I was unable to
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8Jared hung his head. "It's emus that I like, but somehow the moths like me, even with all the lights off." Jared exclaimed: "I don't like my weird life!" Morning on the farm
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7lecithin, not brains per se. Happy to be so witty still. Never told anyone I had died, so I can still place orders online. But someday my credit will run out and