Finished Folds (1101—1120)
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2some Fringe Cinema, but it all ended with a Bang when some "nice, polite high-school kid" who somehow had accumulated 20 toaster ovens and a Tesla tower
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5But there was no way home. I knew that even before she socked me in the jaw. No one trusted anyone, all spies and commerce, no safe place to lay one's head. Later she confided that
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3he darted into the dark, then returned with a turnip in his jaws. "With this turnip," Buzz barked, " the people of Earth will lift their hands to the stars as never before!"
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5had was a small cobalt glass jar of ointment that had been passed down since 1735. Oh come on, he thought, there must be more clues. But psychic Mary said, "Oh, no"
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6a clock without a face. "Sit up straight," she would say, "it's bad for your back!" but she's not here. Time passed but I lingered. She was gone or at least not in the vicinity. M
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7I tripped over my own feet and bumped my head against the door. I struggled to remember that I had choices: the door or the pendant. I bumped my head again and left this sad note.
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6Adam Smith was damn well tired of gritting his teeth in his funerary monument. "If commerce cannot civilize the people of Earth, then I will!" He shot out of his grave like a
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3Julius and scooped a reasonable portion of the portion into my little cup. I passed the bowl of porridge to the next guy, and he's not eating, he's just looking at me.
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7perform a small miracle before your unbelieving eyes." Martin thanked some lady for the baloney sandwich and some guy for the fiver. As Martin tore the fiver into pieces, a Federal
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5stepped out on the back porch. It was 40 degrees F, but that was shorts and t-shirt weather up there." The lie-detector needle thrashed about. "OK, Winter of 1972. I escaped
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4-- I anticipated this and have a pair of Mothra singers up my Bat-nostrils. [Penguin] Snuff is such a strong word. Have some pepper! Batman's sneeze toppled the roped chairs. Robin
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2Bruce and Clark flew out to the west coast to have brunch with Godzilla. After some awkward pleasantries, Bruce confided, "We know what it's like to be alone in the world." The
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5with placid silence. His sock puppet had transcended its own yarn and googly eyes. Derek's chest felt bruised and constricted, but somehow he told her, "I think you're beautiful."
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4we are all going through a stage, and everyone dies at the end. Except for my son, who increasingly seems to be post-human. Even his crystal and indigo pals have started to avoid
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4He followed the lavender cape until Herman stopped to puke. "Eh bien, mon ami, you can't go around like that." He pulled out a nice cape from 1836, black with a cabernet-red lining
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5indecisive. The inventor of "Choose Your Own Adventures" didn't know whether to put the left or right sock on first anymore. His wife bought him a kg of melange off Ebay, but that
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2The hotline rang at 3 AM. "Hillary?" asked Obama. "Nyet!" "Vlasik?" "Good grief, Barack, it's me, Uncle Josef! Just calling to give you some more tips for populace control."
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3Tears shooting from her eyes, Emily rose in a rage, and so did some of the environs. "Have you ever considered that this is NOYDB?" The insensitive passerby who tried to "help"
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4Sister Mary Tarantula woke from her unexpected nap. The classroom was deserted and the ruler was missing, but she did not need it. Looking eastward, her eyes narrowed. "Putin." She
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9about us in random denominations. Half of the Jeopardy audience fled the ruins in fright; the others sat rapt and ready. Despite Alex's throttling, I said, "I'll take 'No Exit' for