Finished Folds (101—120)
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5for letting the roaches live their little lives in peace, garnished wages for stepping on a crack, a weird sort of look for not being "crystal-resonant", wergeld for axe murders, f
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4Her laughter rang sharply from the oven's walls. "Thank you, my people." She stood, and her smoldering head said, "I knew I could count on you, and now you are forever mine."
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4I suppose we were friends for a while because our taste in guys did not overlap. I was more into average guys who were self-supporting. I realized my "friend" was such a user when
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2Then another, and several more, and to my astonishment we nearly frozen prisoners were all engaged in some kind of internal line dance. Then Mme Lagarde's choppers came to free us.
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4No Siree Bob! Wild Bill only dealt with a select few suppliers for the casino's buffet. The best-selling buffalo patties were: Microbiota Bonanza, Sriracha Scorcher, and Shroomy Su
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6because he brought glad tidings and his own nifty tea service, cleaned the rug, seemed aware of his own failings, and would sometimes deliver portentous telegrams in an age when
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1Great-Uncle Bartok was the only one who had any money in the family, and he told the medical staff that none of us was worth helping, least of all me. One of the nurses
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5A surprising mix of young and old employees were already expert psychonavigators, and they guided the more freaked and lost of the tripping staffers to the break room, where they
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4Some ascended that mountain for the aroma of my feet, some to be purified by my nonsensical babbling, others for the shocking existential disappointment. But all left transformed.
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4"Oh, Horty. You know I could never fit in these, not with these gams," said Seamus. "Plus, I'm not much of a prospect at this stage of the game." Hortense said, "And yet I'm here."
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4unison. A dolphin appeared due to sympathetic resonance with a previous fold. "You're the five to my four," said Shrew. "You're the one to my seven," Maestro replied. Then it got j
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7Keith explained, "We do love each other, but want our wedding vows to be honest and accurate." Doris added, "Further, now that you are all here, we hope to resolve the murder of
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3The ghost of an Arcturian Spider Crystal tried to lift my spirits. "You'll see your family soon. But now you're at the afterlife party with all us sprouts from all over the Cosmos!
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2She recounted. Missing one. Then she remembered Las Palabras Completas de Albucon, which numbered 17 words, not syllables, and abandoned the challenge. She cried tears of light and
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5as he turned away. "Yesterday a man came up behind me, put his hands on my shoulders, and sniffed my hair. It all fell out." She said, "Poor Ralph. I thought it was a clipper cut."
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5Papu knew it would take some improvisation because the mini mall didn't have a Shades Shack or a Hot Pretzel stand which he used to stop Talus's rampage of destruction back in 1979
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5twinkle. The dairy's a lie. The mind is a sky. And everyone's crazytoons but we try to get by. And even so, hey nonny no, that Hubble so, and welcome to the parliament.
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2defend himself with his deflector shield. The third time I tagged Dad with my laser it took his arm off. That's when Mom took the toys away and I was tried as an adult at age 5.
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1french fries. That was pretty much the end of their hopes and dreams, their careers, their family trees. Sure, some characters had to make jokes about condiments and roadkill, but