Finished Folds (81—100)
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4addressing us with your comments, you bowls of 'cream of super mushroom soup'? Because we're just here to have a nice dinner, not to have conversation with the soup." Her parents
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3Whodunit Tamerlane Foxylady. "Empty your lungs, sonny," she said as the tide took us under. "I have enough oxygen in my lungs to keep us both supplied." She was a nice kisser, too.
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1After about three aeons the others began to tire of Paul's bland presence, but their existence as beings of light precluded the usual hints such as serving coffee at evening's end.
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3' secret stable where they were engaged in coloring, glitter art, and a high-stakes variation of poker using a special deck. We ID'd Viktor Brony by his Red Sparrow No. 9 cologne
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5-- "I can see you're all angry at me. If I have made some faux pas, I apologize and am willing to learn your ways." The mob of angry snowmen continued to advance upon him with
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2with the edge of the tablecloth, inadvertently knocking over the candle Mom had lit for the special occasion and spilling Father's brandy. Father doused the flame with gravy before
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1Granny Smith's visions were true, at least to the limits of their branching extent. We can't even predict the weather three days out. Hmm, but maybe, just maybe. Oh yeah!
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1His mind fevered but ready, Rodion knocked politely on the pawnbroker's door. But when bloody Lizzie Borden opened the door instead of Alyona Ivanova, he staggered back, his mind
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5but Ebay was flooded with fake Satanicles and UnholyRelics.com was no help at all. Plus the Luciferians just had to chime in. So he had to just go on, not quite whole after all.
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3britches. Some of them stood and applauded. Everyone laid their weapons on the table, including the children who had been coloring the diner's menus. Even a crayon can do damage
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9Then bark cops led them to the best tailgate parties. There were so many people at the festival in orange or black it was like Hallowe'en all over again. A strum sailed out over
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6My skin turned black and gray like oak bark, and the scent of wood smoke and roasting forest animals filled the churning, firelit air. Perhaps she could not help herself after all.
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9Her/his baby turned and spat some scalding double latte at me. "How dare you address my parent!" it snarled. "And by the way, my preferred pronouns are Xul, Xur, and Xum."
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5the odors of garlic and stale coffee ruining the kiss. Turns out Martin Lukewarm had to dispatch a psychotic recluse to rescue that girl, which he did with clumsy aplomb. She scr
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2how to knot better than the guys, and how to knot them up with words. She knew how to kill and had plenty of wergeld in reserve. But to give someone the axe these days meant
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4Just because wolves can't whisper per se doesn't mean you people can just stand around eavesdropping on our skating rehearsals. Maybe it's a cultural difference, but boundaries are
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6To a certain DJ Trump on Ebay. Pence sprinted to the White House kitchen, where he found Donny gloating on his Big Wheel as Mike's treasured 78s melted in the ovens. "Ps 37:7."
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6her to a bike shop, but I felt like the last hominid walking into a plasma screensaver. Maybe I could have looked for a machinist or even 3D-printed replacement bearings. Oh well.
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4hard and nearly plummeted to her death, but a strong yet gentle hand caught hold of her and pulled her back into the air raft. The shock of survival was surmounted by the holy foxy
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2by The Cat Beyond All Things, who casually batted the mouse and cockroach bets off the edge of the Cosmos. It looked at me with Its inscrutable gaze.