Finished Folds (81—100)
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9Then bark cops led them to the best tailgate parties. There were so many people at the festival in orange or black it was like Hallowe'en all over again. A strum sailed out over
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6My skin turned black and gray like oak bark, and the scent of wood smoke and roasting forest animals filled the churning, firelit air. Perhaps she could not help herself after all.
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9Her/his baby turned and spat some scalding double latte at me. "How dare you address my parent!" it snarled. "And by the way, my preferred pronouns are Xul, Xur, and Xum."
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5the odors of garlic and stale coffee ruining the kiss. Turns out Martin Lukewarm had to dispatch a psychotic recluse to rescue that girl, which he did with clumsy aplomb. She scr
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2how to knot better than the guys, and how to knot them up with words. She knew how to kill and had plenty of wergeld in reserve. But to give someone the axe these days meant
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4Just because wolves can't whisper per se doesn't mean you people can just stand around eavesdropping on our skating rehearsals. Maybe it's a cultural difference, but boundaries are
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6To a certain DJ Trump on Ebay. Pence sprinted to the White House kitchen, where he found Donny gloating on his Big Wheel as Mike's treasured 78s melted in the ovens. "Ps 37:7."
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6her to a bike shop, but I felt like the last hominid walking into a plasma screensaver. Maybe I could have looked for a machinist or even 3D-printed replacement bearings. Oh well.
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4hard and nearly plummeted to her death, but a strong yet gentle hand caught hold of her and pulled her back into the air raft. The shock of survival was surmounted by the holy foxy
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2by The Cat Beyond All Things, who casually batted the mouse and cockroach bets off the edge of the Cosmos. It looked at me with Its inscrutable gaze.
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6undies and a sports bra, then went back to his cell and cuddled with the prison guard, who was coming around. "What the hell?!!!" "Just letting you know I'm not into hanky panky."
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3got himself disintegrated by Scolding Crow Henderson's blaster. "Sorry, vulture aliens of Avos XII. We'll print you up some tasty chow after our pad assembles itself." His wife
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5Sometimes Heyman Boyd would go incarnate again just to ride the shuttle up and down Dark Matter Corridor 458, read the graffiti at the stations, and watch the variety of people who
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2Poetry is neither bleating nor blather; it is an alien induction mechanism. Consider the case of Jarrold P, whose poetry flyers made the children's fingers grow long and their eyes
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1it any more than we reasonables can help seeing the value of being compliant and convivial for the sake of the greater good. I can't sleep, and TBH I think my wife is a threat to
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2is how humans became green, leafy, and peaceful, instead of just furless apes." Raiden the catboy protested. "Teacher, I hope you are not othering the rest of us. Representation is
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3was a conceptual not perceptual occurrence in this world where nothing ever happens. Understandably, Chad was startled when the popup said he would be taken offline at 6 AM for
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3realize you were more of a British Sterling man." Cheswick responded, "Oh, Crouty, after our spirits burn off we are naught but scented water anyway." They gave each other a manly
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2The trench coat man just let him fall right there in front of Walmart, didn't offer a hand up, nothing. Ken stood up unsteadily on his heels and strode on. "You go, kid," muttered
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3from miles around to mock him, nearly to the point of suicide. "I Will Survive" meant nothing to Ricky. The Rainbow Heathen Circle didn't help with their othering and controlling t