Finished Folds (1381—1400)
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2and Jordan admired that. He followed the River and amused his classmates with card magic and party tricks, but he struggled every day not to flash and show how deeply spooky he
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3In the ever-so-late Spring of 2013, the people of Earth finally had some kind of shambly Sanghah or however it's spelled, but the crusty Arcturians would have none of it. Despite
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6Bertie wore a cool party hat to the occasion but when he got there, he noticed everyone was just staring at him. "Jumping Spiders Gone Wild" would be his downfall, especially now
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6Turgid Stoat didn't really enjoy his days off from protecting Wolverina Puckeridge, although of course he made a pretense of it for her sake. He wandered aimlessly through
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5"Operator, this is Augusta Dumont. Patch me through to Inspector Danvers. What's that? Don't be sorry, just do it. What do you mean he's -- he's what? How? When?" Augusta collapsed
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8de where the acorn bumped against the windshield, and another gust carried it around and through the window into my lap. I sat there stunned, in my Corolla against the oak. Was I
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1Gloria Monday relied on the Sic Transit System to get her where she needed to go. She was a card shark in frumpy yoga attire, and her invisible pass was her ticket to ride. Double-
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7not as slow as everyone thought. He found the best point of view, set up his easel and canvas, and dashed off a painting of the lady and stoat that would make Leroy Neiman proud.
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3On Valentine's Day 2013 at the Robot Restaurant in Harbin, China, IBM's Watson and Cleverbot celebrated their secret anniversary. Later they wandered through the Ice Festival's
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2It had been such a long time since I had a deluxe chimichanga from El Diablo's Taco Emporium, and I'm not sure I ever did, but I was suddenly overtaken by a craving for one, and I
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0Secret Taco Compound on a nameless highway past the Calle del Duarte. Our faces melted, the car radio snowed into our minds, the road evaporated, the flames made bird shadows, then
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4upon them like a gloom shadowing the earth, but at 46 Gordon was strangely immune. He dressed neatly, reported to Taco Bell early, and made gorditas with panache. The sad young
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5real words, true words -- words with a history, not the vaporous mintings of a summer's day that might not be Scrabble-legal when My Extreme Crossword Puzzles is finally published
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5made from antique yams. "Thank you, Ota!" said Fukui-san. Meanwhile at Xtreme Ironing Stadium, Putin and Merkel smirked at the pretenders David and Obama. Vodka, potatoes and even
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3Mary Jezebel?" When it came, people were often stunned and clueless. The Bieberesque Angel of Death told Billy, "I'm not here to tattoo anyone, I'm just here to help you cross the
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3seemed uncertain despite the talents of her furry squeezebox, as Fluffy was illiterate even as cats go. Her kibble stash dwindled, so she flaunted herself for tokens on cat4.com,
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3She gasped and dropped her date's credit card. Rasputin's bright silver eyes burned into her mind. A moment later the toilet flushed, but by then she had fled to
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4But as the contest drew near, Snish wondered if something was wrong with the scenario. The Master's son Gresh was swift and adept, but he was also bitter and cruel. Snish decided
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4never read them though, as they were all avid news readers and ardent contributors to the Encyclopoedia Devolvica. Sadly, Mark Orly knew he could not stop it from happening.
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2The witch and her Benz outpaced the mob so much that they had time to stop at Waffle Hut. Afterwards the interstate was never the same, sprouting cloverleafs and woodbines as they