Finished Folds (1861—1880)
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6of the Provisional Government knew that if the populace never tasted the bitter, they could never understand the sweet. But the Hot, Salty and Sour Party won.
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7asked Satan if he would join her for tea and cookies in the ward's common room. At this late hour, Ruby didn't fear for her soul. "God does love the rebels, you know" she said as
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4that abomination of a reanimated label-maker gave him some good stock tips which helped him and his brood survive the collapse. The hands and the heart of the EMT brought life to
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6was a drunk lady on CR's doorstep, asking for change. "If I could spit nickels for each of those characters, I'd have a fist full of nickels." What could he tell Candidate Eeyore?
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4... but Hobbes had already routed the stereo to the external grid, and soon the whole tentacular planet tingled with Streisand's "People". Spiff gaped. "Man -- so intuitive."
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4people might reject parts from time to time, perhaps even eject an organ at an inopportune moment. But etiquette would evolve as well, and even the clones would learn to make do.
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1Holiday Inn Corporation. These little wrapped soaps," said Picard, "are vital to our ops. Lately some 'friends' in the Romulan Restaurant Association have been moving counterfeit
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4Heya. I'd like to hear from the teacher who forced a bunch of students into playing a game that they didn't understand and were not interested in. Let's hear it, Teach. ;-)
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3Just then, psychic conspiracy nutter Graham X called. "Look closer. You'll see two more dots by the P. Nostradamus knew about Pluto *and* its moons, and Galileo inherited his Codex
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2play tongue hockey." The school buzzer sounded. Aricin got stern. "Cain, you're my friend but that just sends the wrong message. So how about a psychic nod?" Cain guffawed and
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5I couldn't believe my eyes. I never thought she would go anywhere in life, but here she was already an executive at a Fortune 500 company just because she was fluent in ud txt.
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5Jherek Manatee of Mars putted along the arid canals on his antigrav party-boat, pondering ancient mysteries in silence. But from the empty ruins of Xhiq came a horrific shriek!
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2dino umpire finally put his foot down. He didn't look so fluffy and friendly at night. "Now look, children -- either play the game or get off the court." The floodlights started to
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4My parrot Mei-Mei chimed in: "No wei, no hao." Thank goodness that's all she said. But there had to be a way. The only problem was -- I had completely lost sight of the goal ...
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1Happy Meal toys over to the Baccarat room to see whether the Japanese billionaires or their Yakuza body guards might be collectors. I'd hate to part with any of them, but money
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6Sally was starting to panic about lima beans. She knew they existed, both canned and frozen, but the stores had never heard of them, and Google turned up nothing. Was she going
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3Batman had no patience for such vapid, random twits.
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4I trudged through the exploding mire in my often-mocked Birkenstocks, seeking the fabled Gorp. Eleven shadows were out of place, but the twelfth one was not, so that is the one I
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3offered for the return of the maroon gator to the farmer prince. With intuition, psychic and internet skills some peeps found the gator, but they wanted to hear his story first, so
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5-- the trampoline from hell glowered in the evening. The neighbors had already made unspeakable accusations regarding the disappearance of their cats. But I was strong, for I