Finished Folds (1881—1900)
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4until their rage synchronized into an EM pulse that killed their engines and electronics. Except for their radios. The DJ Lady said "What's up, boppers?" and played "Green Acres".
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7Janice Rand's ascension through the ranks was somewhat hindered by her prophetic abilities. But Captain Rand's sense of braided space was now renowned, and her use of tablets
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3Steven Seagal being hired for the 3D remake of Shogun, in the role of a Portuguese priest and part-time trainwrecker. Baseball, golf, tea, beer, these are the important
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2taken a sidestep, been to far Arcturus, had offered to carry the baby instead of his frail wife, and had suggested "Island" as Peter's middle name. But Peter's Dad wanted nothing
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3you are a Nose that through long, earnest effort and a dash of circumstance, has been promoted to General, and who might someday marshall the lesser noses of Holy Russia to
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5realized I could never compete with the Swedish Tanning Team, but maybe we could have fun playing Canasta under patio lights, and I could invite some fireflies from the woods.
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4ankle, toe and nose hairs in a lust-frenzy until those oft-neglected filaments find their primal satisfaction. Alec Baldwin, mystic master of body hair, once asked the Dalai Lama
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7The Mandible of the Apocalypse was forlorn. It lacked a soul-mate with which to conduct appropriate mandibular activities. The Mandible gnashed silently. The gears of the metacosm
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4eparate all the peas from all the carrots in all the frozen peas&carrots packages in the world, for all time. No matter how fast they are produced, I'll be there. The King of Pop
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2is yeasty, but my Jacaranda is misty." A thousand years later, in various strip mall temples scattered among the local stars, young students would puzzle over the meaning of this.
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3the bones of the suburbanites were the playthings of the descendants. One by Four by Nine meant nothing to them, but something to the cats, and the Monolith would teach them well.
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4because the cannon ball hit true, but her fiery heart was so much truer, and her love consumed the world, and after the seventh wave and a moment of silence, came the after-party.
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7Jim died well on his birthday: Time to settle his affairs, an appreciative lion, some habañero sauce -- but Spock wondered about sensation and mentation. A little Stevie Wonder
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3at the wall, but his best bro Spike caught it while running a circle around the wall, and had a swig. It was so Mountain Dew, and Spike and John avoided each other's gaze as Linda
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4dare to invoke The Economy in the face of primal needs and fears. The vampires despised them for their weak minds and bitter blood. But the villagers lacked insurance plans, But
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4Rasputin licked the powdered sugar from Marie Laveau's chin. "What shall we do with the people of earth, ma cherie? They are so depressingly easy to mesmerize. What is to be done?"
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2Ch. 2: "Sure, as Hands of Glory go, this one is rather tacky, with all its pop culture rings." Grace Zabriskie wouldn't have been my first choice to play Marie Laveau, but somehow
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4But I could only mumble that the grocery store was still open and what was the big issue? Just then, a truck screeched to a halt out front, and UPS delivered a huge GMO potato
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3To get me back, Ole Scratch sent me a plague of chickens, who stealthily laid their eggs of evil within my home. Nothing to do but continue the grim egg hunt. If one ever hatched
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5hamster bedding. The brush with death brightened the colors and scents of her world, for we are but flowers of a summer day, who blossom with brambly dreams before the long night.