Finished Folds (1881—1900)
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3That next Batman movie is gonna be awesome! I'd better get another thing of half-n-half before this goes sour. Wait -- 1. My gun. What?! 2. Everyone is dead. 3. Call ... 11:11? um
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4sang Mr. Wonder's "Love's in Need of Love Today" with very nice harmonies. The gunman apologized, the cashier accepted it, but they both felt bruised. Unfortunately, Asteroid 13078
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8Jared Manatee woke up on Friday into a developing nightmare. He couldn't remember the day before or even his earlier life. He had ID and credit cards, but they were invalid. What
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3international arms dealers posing as fashion police would be in for a fine surprise. My tailored suit gave me slack to kick the door in. My partner was primed for a gunfight, but
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4But this drool wasn't cool. It was nicely viscous but it didn't glow in the dark or have glitter. I advised my would-be predator of these possibilities and we became acquaintances.
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1"Of course I'm mad! I'm a cosmic being stuck on a backward planet full of crazy people! How could that not ruffle my wa? This world is not at peace, but that day will come."
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0The grip of the lady in the grave was bony yet delicate. Old Charlie helped her back to this side of the world and asked her name. "Why, it's Delta Prawn." Charlie
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3when my hackeysack and soccer instincts kicked in and I scored from the 3-point zone with a knee to head-butt, I was not the only one stunned. The real bball players on the court
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2when the weather is nice, but let a hurricane come along, and they all scurry toward good games. Buncha "fair-weather friends" of bad games, my Aunt Criminy used to complain as
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5roll back time. I looked at the clock. It was 11:96. Four minutes to midnight, but something didn't feel right. Shoppers went about their business as if
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4lost his joie-de-vivre. No way he could go bursting through walls in this condition. It was none of my business, but I felt sorry for Kool-Aid Man, so I went up and asked
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1collapse in a moment from mental strain, like baking a cake in an earthquake zone. For the rest of his life he would think one thought at a time, and tried to avoid sudden jolts.
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8by browbeating the prime suspect into a confession with excessively recherché verbiage. "Whatever happened to 'a hey and a ho and a hey Nonny no?' ". But Nonny merely said "Bang."
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5Tired of the noise and commotion of the streets, Batman, Jesus and Harry Brown walked into a burning pub.
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5I learned this to my own regret as I became increasingly unpopular over the years, which made me a little bitter yet humble, and incredibly powerful. I was afraid I might misuse
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7Professor Xavier tried to break the news gently. "Thank you for applying, but the school is really intended for young people with mutant powers, so regrettably ..." Mr. Potatohead
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5enjoy having pizza with extra cheese with some hot guy. But Skeeter's future was thin, and Patti never saw them together. Even so, Doug recoiled from Patti in lactose-intolerant
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4But maybe I am projecting upon you things that I imagine you might project upon me. I am a house of mirrors that reflects no light. I am an invisible man invisibly bruised by
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6pre-Metaclasmic technology! Useless, stupid baubles! Sucked into someone else's dream, we can't even look at our hands to regain control! Thou vain yet stylish winter cricket,
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5Jezikara of Mars was happy to supply her customers with poly-dichloric-euthynol (or "youf-n-all" as the AtaviChavs of Tharsis Ridge liked to call it). If it was illegal on Earth,