Finished Folds (21—40)
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0...well, let's just say that Bionic Leg technology isn't advanced enough yet," he sighed. "Believe me, I've looked." His face had a sadness of the magnitude seen on basset hounds.
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1and thus it was quite a journey. From Peru to China, from Australia to Germany, she traveled far and wide to see such sinful acts; some in public, some in private.. all disturbing.
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2and pocketed it. It wasn't long, a few seconds maybe, before I noticed the tingling in my fingers. "What- what did you do?" I gasped as my body was overcome with numbness. But then
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1Ordinarily this would be a cause for great alarm, but I'd always been an A-ha guy. I fumbled in my pocket for my iPod, untangling the wires as I placed the earbuds in my ear. BOOM!
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0The end... would not come soon enough for her. In fact, time seemed to stretch on for an eternity, but surely it could have only been a few seconds. She awoke, gasping for breath..
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0attempted to take a bite. However, a samurai chimp appeared as if by magic, slicing the banana in half. As the top half fell to the floor with a mushy "thud", the chimp slashed at
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1He dodged, whirling, ducking arms and giant clown shoes, but to no avail. He was surrounded. Folding his arms in tight, he started spinning. At top speed, he extended his arms! BAM
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1The mad scientist was hard at work, mixing and brewing his latest potion. The formula, he was reasonably certain, could be used to give life to inanimate objects. He poured it onto
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1handbook I received, but I'm uncertain as to what my first stop should be. I suppose I could Google for ideas. Travel Diary Entry #2 This place is horrible. I gotta get out befo-
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0finished her off, before breaking down and sobbing. How could anyone be so insensitive as to the insecurities of another human? I stood up, wiping the tears from my eyes. Sniff.
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0screamed the angry professional-wrestler-turned-nun. However, it was a lie, as her hair flopped over as if admitting defeat. It was a shame she was allergic to hair spray, really.
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1tell him of the impending apocalypse. Trying to explain that it wasn't technically my fault proved futile, and I hung up the phone in despair. Who could I turn to for advice? Who!?
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0Sadly, our protagonist has terrible amnesia that causes him to forget things five seconds after they happen. In this instance, it led to a bunch of screaming and running from the..
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1Onix was released from the Pokéball. "Onix, use Nuclear Rock Slide!" he shouted, before realizing that that wasn't a legal move, or even a real move at all. Too late, though..
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1what I already knew; that the whale was totally in love with me. That was fine by me, being a bit of a whaleophile myself, but I wanted to play hard to get, so I smirked at it.
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2as he tried to recall his secret Fishjitsu training. He remembered the single most deadly move, the "Fish Fist of Flaming Fury", and he spun the mackerel so fast it ignited.
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5The headline read "Local man hit by newspaper." His blood ran cold as he realized this newspaper's news was always current. As a car hit him, the headline read "Local man dead."
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0I shook the thought from my head. Clearly, the hallucinogens were starting to get to me. Pink rabbits appeared at the edges of my vision, and I fought to stay conscious. I.. must..
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1Sadly, the woman sitting next to me wasn't actually pleased at my mentioning of them, and even more displeased with me displaying them. So here I am, in prison, and there's nothing
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2I put on my robe and wizard hat. The garish costume did nothing to improve my spirits, however, and the sleeves were now far too short. I sighed in disgust. I needed a tailor.