Finished Folds (41—60)
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2unfold it. These new foldable jet-skis: incredibly handy, but in the most hideous colors imaginable. I groaned at the terrible mix of puce and chartreuse as I set it in the water.
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2She started slowly, but quickened her pace over time, until reaching a startlingly fast speed. How could anyone possibly whistle this fast?! The crowd watched in stunned silence.
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2Almost, but not quite. It was taking up too much space, and it was a dreadful eyesore. She looked at the tablecloth, then whisked it off and covered her dear departed dad's body.
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4Someone screamed. The wall caught fire in a blaze of hideous 70's wallpaper and seven calendars featuring Dilbert. Ted, who had been hiding in a cabinet, reached for the freeze ray
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1..causing her great gastrointestinal distress as she remembered her dog was radioactive. She doubled over as the waves of radioactive energy built up, until she finally exploded.
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2Jeremiah was stunned. Here he was, drinking his coffee and reading the morning paper, when his wife has the audacity to tase him. Sliding to the floor as his cup shattered, he..
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2Thinking quickly, he pulled out a Free-A-Rang and hurled it at a hyena's shackles. They quickly unlocked themselves, and he repeated the process until every hyena was unshackled.
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2Eventually it was pretty much agreed upon that this stemmed mainly from the fact that everyone's clothes were attached to their bodies with explosive adhesive. Any attempt to..
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3Sixty-six. That was approximately how many ninja waitresses were on top of the building two blocks away. I knew they were hunting for me, and I knew I had to stop them. But how?
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0What he found was four pens, a hamburger wrapper, and seventy-two toothpicks. He used them to barter with a gang of mercenary hobos, and received two candy bars. Life was okay.
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1quietly reached into her purse. She grabbed a hold of her switchblade, yanking it from her purse and slashing with it. Except.. she'd grabbed Mentos, and they didn't seem to have..
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0I groaned inwardly as it started the way all episodes of Semi-Charmed Squirrel did: with a screechy, off-key cover of "Take On Me" played over the title credits. A coworker of mine
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1I woke up suddenly, and all thoughts of werebears were erased from my mind. I was consumed with the fear of my real problem: the impending Pancake Prohibition.
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1As soon as the sherry touched his tongue, he knew it had been poisoned. His time short, he gulped the sherry. Why waste good alcohol? He sighed, defeated, as blackness overtook him
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2I smiled at the hot chick. I flexed my biceps or triceps or whatever those really bulging muscles in my awesome arm are called. "Hey, babe," I said, winking. "My name is Bro Broson
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3The urge to press it was overwhelming. It was stunning to think about. The killswitch for the entire Internet, mere centimeters from his fingertips. Suddenly, someone grabbed him..
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0time to stop eating those mushrooms, am I right?" Before any sort of response could be made, a deafening scream was heard, and the very ground shook.
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1He climbed the stairs to the roof. Gazing out into the winter sky, he looked down thirty stories to the ground. He didn't overthink it. He jumped, hurtling earthbound, mind blank.
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2Quickly snapping it off, our hero had time to swing it full force at his would-be assailant, and he felt the blow connect with a meaty THUMP. He staggered backwards, off-balance..
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4He hurried to a standing position, whipping his gun out from a shoulder holster and firing blindly back into the flames. His pursuers couldn't be far behind him, and he needed..