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he randomly lit on fire and died. We all mourned him at his funeral, he was a man of many -
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But, being the unpopular little bitch he was, no one chose to notice him. He began to cry. He was going to die by choking on mud on his birthday, and his favorite toy had been
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slowly growing hungryfor beef jerkey. I grabbed my sword, and went in search of some pigs in the woods out back. To my avail, I only found some bees that stung the hell out of me.
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Butch looked at his bleeding legs, then back to the snakes. He was so angry that his fat jiggled. It eventually caused a 9.9 Earthquake that made the world implode. Fucking Snakes.
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Naturally, Hermione was seriously pissed at Harry's burning corpse that the dragon stole one of her smores. She kicked it in the head, and turned to Ron and said, "Oh shit, we're
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truly be a professional asshole. The boy turned around and absorbed the earths energy. He raised his hands and whipped around, and screamed, "KAMEHAMEHA!!!" But sadly,
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he didn't have a penis. He cursed his thoughts as a child that he wanted to be a girl, and he then cursed his mother for leaving that knife on the cabinet. Dejected, he tried to
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cover him in webs, before jumped up a building, and ripping his shirt off. He then began yodeling like the true man he was, unleashing his before unknown scottish roots. He then
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She drew the meat cleaver from the cabinet, and started dragging across the granite countertop. She looked at me crazily and said, "You should have never stolen my hot dog, it made
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In fact, the finger puppet business was so big, that major companies, like Apple, realeased things like "The iPuppet." It was like the new smartphone. Until the day that