Finished Folds (221—240)
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3. "CASTLE-IT, CASTLE-IT ALL THE WAAY!!" Cheerleaders led the crowd as our mascot, "Knighty" went gangnam style. But sadly, at the end of the day, we were pwned.
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4. His socks piped up, "Go for the shorts Ken! Let us be seen!" His underwear chimed in, "No! do the pants! Your bits hang out!"
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3I woke up in a wax hexagon filled with sticky goo. My comrade approached me. "Worker X-7753a, nectar count is down access flower at the coordinates x36.2 y15.6." (buzz kill)
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2the dubstepper. Meanwhile, in a white van, an NSA agent puts down his headphones "pv zk bschk pv zk pv? WUB WOWOW? must be some kind of code. Ted, get in there and recon that rap."
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5. He had just enjoyed Paula Dean's southern biscuits and stepped into the kitchen. There she was, in bare feet, kneading the dough with her toes. His face took on a sickly hue.
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3fingers. The spot lights shined in my eyes. "HELLO ORLANDO! WE ARE KISS TRIBUTE BAND, SMOOTCH!" I then dropped my guitar pick. I remember the drummer being completely blotto.
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5his folded curtain, the Wizard adjusted the knobs on his projection. Who knew the American voters would vote for him, the Great and Powerful? How long could he keep up the charade?
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3Did you come alone? Do you have the bag? Where you being followed? What day is it? Did I take my meds?
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9stand that all toilets be built for elfin derrières, the humans striked. Santa sipped cocoa as he looked down at inter-species violence. "All naughty, release the polar bears."
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3rubbed my back against her frock. Mrs. Za stepped back and I fell over. "Pardon my being forward, but rayon always does the trick with my itchy condition." When she sprayed the
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3Tesla took another swig absinthe. One more twist of the brass screw, and his Earthquake Machine would be complete. There was a knock on the door, "Maid service!"
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2I'll provide you with this airy cardboard box and these fetching sweat pants.You give me all your money to diversify your portfolio. In ten years time, we'll be rich! (Sign here.)
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1Before us, there was a whole lot of something. But it didn't matter to us, because we weren't aware. But now we are aware, we think nothing of it. Later,
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2The raven jostled a little bit on the microphone. "You've been a wuderful audience. Next up on our poetry slam..." Poe stumbled onto the stage
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4Because his feet were massively huge, spiders were also afraid of Big Bob. Thousands thought their best sanctuary was to hide in his sock drawer.
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6I was binge watching Kojak when he burst through the door. "There! It's done! Come look!" I was hauled to the front yard. Egg cartons, bits of wood, and chicken wire towered over
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5"Leet speak? Really big bro. Old news. Check this out." Andrew handed Sam a telegraph key, ".--. .-. . - - -.-- / -.-. --- --- .-.. ..--.." (Translation: pretty cool?)
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9I just had to get one. "How much for the octopus in the window?" "It is not for sale," replied the proprietor. But its slit eyes were pleading to me, I must help it escape.
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1was it her droning on and on about her rheumatoid arthritis and sudoku? My mom looked down at my slowly cooling corpse. "Anyway... I just talked to Aunt Irene the other day and she
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0"Sister Maria, cover thine eyes!" yelled Padre Daniel. But it was too late, she saw the Devil's pasteboards and welled with tarnished ecstasy. "Deal me in the next round."