Finished Folds (221—240)
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12And why not? I pondered... but they were such divergent extremes! Could I couple them together? Peanut Butter? Paste of the earth? and.. Jelly? Necter from the sky? What a sandwich
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4"No, I choose not to use it in a sentence." I stated. The rest of the Spelling Bee judges turned their heads. The 11 year-old gave me a sly smile. He had met his match. "Fine,
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1Condiment hexes are a tricky business. I was able to indentify 51 of the 57 sauce ingredients, but a mistranslation brought forth a Mayo Demon.
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5Erwin and the rest of us rapped on Uncle Jakob's door. He opened it with a grizzled hand. Sandalwood wafted across the air. "Mushrooms?" we inquired. "No, something better."
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2"And here it is." He shoved a copy at me from the stack he was signing. It was entitled: "Help for Those Who Think They Know, by Me, Who Knows More-So" "Um, thanks?" I said.
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4The Godhead was percieved by everyone across the world. "Long time since we've chatted. Been busy. How you guys doing? On a scale of 1 to 10?"
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1Mabel from accounting. "You okay puddin' head?" I raised my ink smudged face and stared at her with bloodshot eyes. "Couldn't be better." ( I couldn't. Worst hangover ever.)
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7much to it. Eating, sleeping, working. That was pretty much it for seventy years. My obit was three words. "He was okay." No plot at all. However, my influence on others was
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2Our lips touched. Static electricity coursed through my frame. The power knocked me into the kitchen. A low hum rang in my ears. "Let's do that again."
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5rat catching is a lost trade. "RATS! 50 pence a tail!" he yelled at each passerby banging on a tin plate with his cudgel. In the past, he was a day-trader, but his career switched
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7"More Oolong?" I picked up the chintz teapot and flung it behind me. The boiling hot tea sprayed into his face releasing the chokehold on me. "One lump or two?" I said as I karated
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4Throwing a brick through a window isn't the best way to get a message across. Sure, it gets the people's attention, but a SWAT team response means they misinterpreted the intent.
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6There are multiple parallel universes that go out to infinity. Every action has an alternative action. In one, you take two sheets from the roll; in another, five. In another, you
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4"THOR! Thor. My cosmos' off kilter. Put too much citron in it?" grimaced Loki as he sipped his cocktail. Thor smiled "I tricked you trickster! It is water from the Well of Urd!"
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3pass me by. I saw the gray buildings smeared with graffiti that I saw everyday as I commuted on the El. Suddenly, I saw my portrait stenciled in bright-green and orange. "SUBMIT!"
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3. "CASTLE-IT, CASTLE-IT ALL THE WAAY!!" Cheerleaders led the crowd as our mascot, "Knighty" went gangnam style. But sadly, at the end of the day, we were pwned.
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4. His socks piped up, "Go for the shorts Ken! Let us be seen!" His underwear chimed in, "No! do the pants! Your bits hang out!"
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3I woke up in a wax hexagon filled with sticky goo. My comrade approached me. "Worker X-7753a, nectar count is down access flower at the coordinates x36.2 y15.6." (buzz kill)
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2the dubstepper. Meanwhile, in a white van, an NSA agent puts down his headphones "pv zk bschk pv zk pv? WUB WOWOW? must be some kind of code. Ted, get in there and recon that rap."
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5. He had just enjoyed Paula Dean's southern biscuits and stepped into the kitchen. There she was, in bare feet, kneading the dough with her toes. His face took on a sickly hue.