Finished Folds (21—40)
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5Anyway, they talked into the late hours and she realized the waiter hadn’t brought the check. He realized the lights were off. They realized the door was locked...
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7"...and that's the reason I was so late to this date, are you going to eat that?" He said scooting in his chair. She stumbled back, dragging the table cloth in her haste, "Um..."
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2d out and splashed some olive green on the fresh canvas. The paints dribbled to the floor. "Tuuuuessssdaaaaay." he mumbled as he slowly spread dabs of ocher.
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5jet packs, trans-continental pneumatic tubes, self-aware robots and tasty American cheese. However, generations later the era devolved into "The Big Whoop-di-doo," an era of
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3rted say it looked more like a belt sander before the Master-Chef pressed the button. Vegetable slices skipped across the prep surface and flung across the kitchen. "TURN IT OFF!"
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4A burst of feedback, a flash of lightning. The tubes on the shortwave hummed to life. We’ve got your coordinates... but you’re coming in faint. Tell us the date so we can get a fix
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2They formed a conglomerate called Trinity Inc. and sold bluetooth-enabled iCrosses. Eventually, everone had their own personal Jesus.
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8strip mall of its former self. Where once were heavenly hosts and Seraphim, now were Nail Salons and Insurance Agencies. God resorted to rent-a-cops for the Pearly Gates.
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7If I were a turtle, I'd peek out at the whole world and then creep deeper into my shell.
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2. I could've told you the stove was hot, but you always have to touch it yourself. Now you howl when the moon is full. Serves you right for making fun of that gypsy.
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4The bully's fist increased momentem as it missed it's intended target and met with the resilience of a brick wall. Sugarpie Honeybunch decided this would be a good time to vamoose.
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0And...so for my next trick, I need a some toe nail clippings and a photograph of a deceased relative. Anyone? Anyone? Hokay...
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2doing?" "Um.. improvising?" The director backed Jimmy into a wall. "I don't know what Julliard you fell out of but no more method acting, kapeesh?" Jimmy dropped the bloody knife.
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3What the heck, I thought to myself. I have a smart thermostat, a smart phone, why not a smart toaster? With a hot glue gun and some ram chips, I went to work.
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7adventurer: Wil you offer the unpetrified maiden discount BOGO at the salad bar? or will you persue your lone path in Vegan Voodoo? Choose!
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5The detective turned his bulbous head in time to see Ford peel out. Manifest sighed as munched a smoked urchin. "You might have gotten away, the game's aflipper."
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2"Knickie the Nix," was their water sprite mascot. The blue foam rubber costume took a half-hour to put on and smelled of brine and axe body spray. Resigned, Eric put it on.
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4roads in this post-apocalyptic world were unpaved and no amount of hip ollies or 360 varial kickflips would save it.
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3Wendy, tired of being tied to fast food, changed her name and started a chain of "Artisinal Haute Cuisine Vegan Eateries," called Wendigo's.
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7taken aback. Clancy grabbed my wrist, my waist, and my attention. He pulled me on to the dance floor. The band hit a savage beat. My soul was lost to the Tango.