Finished Folds (1—20)
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1Nesmith piped in, “I’m not your stepping stone.” Garfunkel turned to Simon, “Are stones better than a bridge over troubled waters?” Dylan murmered “Like a rolling stone.” Simon
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1Words like FUTON and AUTUMNAL were palatable enough, thought Blanche, but SORRY and EMBARRASSED just stuck in her chest and had the taste of copper batteries. Welp, time to dig in
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2After a little while, Boo-Boo felt the hug was going a little to long. “I can’t breathe, Miss Betty.” he whispered. His little arms flailed as Miss Betty grinned widely, “I SO LOVE
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1Cthulhu looked up the stars. “Damn, I overslept by 100 years.” He pulled himself from the depths of the ocean. Stray thoughts stirred. “Where is my minions? I’m a plushie?”
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3Mario stood by Kirby’s graveside weeping, “Yooza gouda guy.” he snuffled. Six-feet under, a tiny pink ball was siphoning in dirt. (sooooon)
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3She eyed her date across the table. His wooden legs accidentally kicking her shin. “…and you know that’s when I became a real boy!” His nose knocked over her glass.
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3This is what they meant by string theory! It all connects on a quantum level! If I could unstick the quarks maybe there was chance and this game of Twister would be finished!
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1He stared at the rock and then at mountain. This again. He rolled up his sleeves. “Welp, this won’t roll up itself.”
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2The bluebird walked away from the raging fireball. Her vengeance done, she twittered a song of happiness as she bob bob bobbed along.
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1put down receiver. Sam heard a knock on the door. She opened it wearily to the kid in a trench coat. It had been so long. The kid touched her hand. “Tag! You’re it!”
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1Julia had lost it and slammed her IPA. “I don’t know capitals, rap music, or baseball. Fern!” He raised his head sheelishly. “Trivia night is the worst date ever!”
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2. “I’m a predator. I’m a predator” it mumbled to itself as its great jaws clamped on to my torso. The shark stopped mid-bite. “ Sorry, Mr. Scorsese, I’m just feeling it.” CUT!
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1checked the boxes ‘no breathing’ and ‘no heart beat.’ But I did have mobility, conscious and deep hunger. I flipped to the back of the field manual. ‘Congrats Zombie!’
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6- No, this would not do - she thought, hands flailing. She leaned in and uprighted her pitch. Aerodynamically, she was a brick. But belief helped raise her
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3“Our audio appendages! They burn!” They rushed back to their mothership and flew away. Thus, K-Pop fandom, once again, saved the earth.
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2kit by his side. The palomino trots to the Mars Cruiser. He is approached by a Space Cowboy. The horse bears no identification and snorts. The Space Cowboy offers a boarding pass.
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9I courted her by paddling out in a glass bottom boat. I would give her fruit from the island and she would reciprocate with conch shells. Last night, a storm raged. My mermaid was
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4, Dictators! Please! Banana or Kumquat Republic, whichever. Can’t we just get along? (The dictators slouched in their folding chairs.) Group hug okay? Same time next week.
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1The horse looked down at the headless summoner. Nameless, the nightmare left the salted circle and floated to the backyard. A little girl waved as he approached. Nice Pony!
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3creep into their kitchen at night, and switch the salad forks with the dinner forks! Next, I would drink a cup of milk, and replace it with water! You couldn’t hold back my plans