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The worst kind? *Shaking my head* it's all about perspective. Sure, the child got broken and bloody. But what about all the good times? Swinging on the swingset, yummy dinners...ah -
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Han said "Look, I like you, really, but if there isn't 20 million on that craft then I don't wanna hear it!" His bargaining strategies hadn't failed him... "Just get us outta here"
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The creepy red-nosed clown fidgeted while smiling as the car window quickly rolled up. He found his new favorites. Darius reached for the clutch and put the Audi in drive, I don't
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FoldingStory went on consuming its creators and former users as fuel, boosting its intelligence and creativity while continuing a façade as means to become champion of all websites
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Men in Black: The animated fan-fiction phenomenon featuring Key and Peele as Agent J and K. Thankfully, he had recorded episodes with DVR and continued his MIB Binge
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Wearing only a speedo, DJ Pimp frantically ran off stage and for a split second revealed a rear brown stain. This was all the cameras needed... Of course Melissa's Sideway's Smile
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"My large heart will serve as the bait for the swift piranha-like jaws of the mutant octopus, this may be the only chance for any of you to escape alive."
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The prophecy of the successful FOLDINGSTORY as told by General Muster seemed to be showing all the right symptoms, until popular users began mysteriously losing
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chatting up her long-time customer, Alfred Johnson. It was obvious to everyone that he liked her (Hoa), and that she liked him, but reasons unbeknownst kept the two apart until
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This was Jeremy's first kickball tournament, ever.
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Peter cock-a-doodle-do'ed every morning we were married, the most soulful an alarm cock you could imagine. Unfortunately, our chanting parrot Ringo would
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ertible firebird, similar to what the Bandit drove, in the movie Smokey and the bandit, but he still hasn't seen the movie yet... "What's a man to do" he implores
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Matthew began to levitate again for the fifth time today, "Definitely legitimately doing this" Caleb dropped her groceries and fainted, the devil's got her son again
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After sleepwalking again at Almond Boat Park, NC, Raymond drifted slowly awake. The motor of his boat awakened him, along with the wind splashing water into his face which jolted
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With the election winding itself down and finally some free-time, Mr. Rogers was ready to head to the voting booth, located in the same building as his, the library
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of hell. This was my first time seeing breasts since the last time had my friend over for art. Luckily I got my bachelors degree in Geography, so I've honed my navigational
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Toes, as they call him in the east. Deaf people almost heard his footsteps, and the blind couldn't avoid sight of his feet. Interesting how he chose to be a ninja, rather than
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auras can guide us. While this wasn't the first time he ate mushrooms, it was more than the usual and Alerav was taking it in stride, one recieving, the other, letting go
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like a sinkhole in Florida, there was no stopping it. If only my ex hadn't burned ALL of my undies, I wouldn't have been in this mess.
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his journey had now come to an end. Cooperstown's baseball hall of fame, the place where he finally could be one with Babe Ruth's autographed bat, stomach and spirit satisfied.