Finished Folds (81—90)
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3Anytime you want to meet someone over the internet, take my advice. Don’t. Instead, take the time to
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2When he suggested I should run for office, I laughed. Then I considered it. After all
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2shoes! He had to have those shoes. Normally this would be the last thing on his mind, but that sale price was enough to make him forget about everything else. Could he get there in
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5to say hello on the fourth and seventeenth of each month. His schedule is incredibly full, but he confirmed that he could pencil her in those days, but only from 4:18 to 4:23. He
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4And nobody likes a burnt bagel...or a burnt beagle for that matter. A bald eagle, though...that's a different story altogether! I saw a bald eagle, once, when I was
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3sat down beside her,
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4Which is why, as I stared into the eyes of the most bizarre creature I'd ever seen. I pulled out my iPod, turned on Sinatra's "You Make Me Feel So Young" and reached out my arms to
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6afraid I'd never see her again. As I ran through the dimly lit parking garage, stumbled down three flights of stairs, and exploded through the exit, I found myself staring
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6and spending countless hours admiring the ferocity of each other's belches. In spite of this, there were still small factions of Spartans who believed it was important to
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2on my raincoat and galoshes, admiring myself encased in bright yellow as I passed the mirror and opened my front door. As I stepped outside, I couldn't help thinking