Finished Folds (41—60)
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3would possibly happen to me that night never crossed my mind. Of course, karma is a bitch and she's as rich as they come. By the end of the evening I would pay penance for all my
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3three syllables over and over, "Sun Ken Bo...Sun Ken Bo...Sun Ken Bo..." He stared at him...or her... and strained to make out what he...or she...might be trying to say. It took
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6Gotcha! Shoulda seen that comin', boy! Always told ya Home Alone's my favorite movie!" He collapsed to the floor to relieve the pain in his feet, but that only caused glass to
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4Before she could answer her own question, though, the principal's voice boomed through the intercom, echoing off the lockers. "Pardon the interruption, but will Mr. Bedwell please
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3it was me. Neither one of us spoke. We sat in silence as the humid night air pressed down upon us. I watched as a bead of sweat ran from his forehead down his cheek. I reached out
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3miffed that her incompetence put me in this position in the first place. Now I had to spend hours scouring the Internet for chimp dealers. Luckily I know a guy who knows a guy who
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4I'd eat pizza anything, that's how much I love it. Spaghetti pizza...check! Banana split pizza...sign me up! Biscuits and gravy pizza...you know it! Make it on a crust and cover it
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8Of course, that's the same lie I tell everyone. In truth, I have a nagging ache in my lower back, my knees crack constantly, and these bunions are just the worst. But nobody wants
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2back to you. Back beat, the word is on the street, that the fire in your heart is out. I'm sure you've heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt. I don't believe that
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3a low rumble began to shake the buildings around me. I turned to look behind me and was shocked to see a cloud of dust rising from the barren street. My eyes struggled to focus on
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2Until the bubble industry found out and deployed an army of lawyers with cease and desist letters to the Cotton Fluff corporate offices and everyone's buzz was totally ruined.
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2a stainless steel fridge, Shay's cheek rebuked Perefinbroke's touch. "Why!?! Oh, Shay! Gone too soon, my dear. Much too soon!" Perefinbroke removed his hand from her cheek like a
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5cheese. Don't ask me why I carry a sock filled with butter and cheese, though. It's a long-standing family tradition that I'd really rather not explain. Pay more attention to the
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0skittles and kittens, the king would find out and have us hanged, beheaded, or, worse, publicly forced to listen to Justin Bieber sing Nickelback covers. Fortunately, I knew of a
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4eat glue. Jim has so much potential and I don't want to see him get mixed up with the wrong crowd so early in life. He has plenty of time to do that stuff in college. For now I
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1Once again, worst Columbus Day party ever. Luckily, I knew just what to do. I ran to the kitchen and found a loaf of day old bread, a jar of recalled almond butter, and a blackened
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2Floyd. Or Lloyd? Maybe it was Boyd. I really don't know, because he mumbled when he talked and I only ever half pay attention to people, which confounded the issue as he reached
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1So, BOO! That's right...I'm in YO house. I'm hiding under the bed. I'm hiding under the couch. I'm hiding under the table. I'm hiding everywhere and there ain't a thing you can do.
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3Who brought the powdered sugar? I promised my parents the party would be sugar free and now this happens!?! They'll never let me invite my ADHD friends over for a sleepover again!
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3would be the last time I looked deeply into her eyes. Instead, here we are, talking, laughing, staring deeply into each others eyes, sneezing. Yes, sneezing. Without warning she