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The murderer roamed through the night, expelling sonnets on the cool September air, muttering under his breath in perfect iambic pentameter. "How doth thee
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"How Happy I am to be Alive!" thought the puffy cloud, humming cheerfully to itself.
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On May 12, 2015, at 3:03 PM, a small man named Frederick was making his way through breakfast. Suddenly, however, the waffle he was trying to eat flew into the air and said to him,
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Q: Let's start with some basics, shall we, so that we can get to know each other better, okay? What did you do today when you left the house?
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raced after the pit bull, but he was smarter than them and escaped. They had no more jam and were getting hungry. So they gave up and went back home.
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Mr Goose quacked and quacked, but the Mrs. just wouldn't come back and months later filed for divorce and ran off to Reno with a duck thirty moths younger than herself. "Hey Chick,
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in sections of the city now covered by nuclear waste. As I made my way down the abandoned Interstate 495 South, I was careful to avoid stepping in any piles of
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C, E, and G made a factional triad, a major force to be reckoned with. E sharp said,"Can I join?, but they said, "No, you're enharmonically the same as F so we don't need you."
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so she'd once believed. Could this mysterious hand actually have a nefarious plot, wooing her into a sense of false security? Sighing, she took another bite of smoked salmon pate.
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shut off his computer, enraged at the slowness of his internet connection. Ominous curses on you, Optimum Online!
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fading into oblivion. The "Memories", an interstellar interpretive dance group, started performing their new number, "Andromeda Falling". The galactic bartender asked him what he
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In exactly 7 1/2 minutes, walk away from this computer, open a window, and scream, "Timber!". This will distract them long enough for you to run up the staircase to the 18th floor.
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luggage from the hands of the spider monkey sitting beside you. Here, in the main airport of Andromeda Star System 43 Planet 21, unfinished stories whipped by every second.
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Jenny. Her soul had been stuck in the bell jar for twenty-seven years, ever since her untimely death at the age of eighty-three from arsenic poisoning.
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paper, writing out a treaty with the evil Cats of Parma. The mice's magic rugs were losing steam, and they were not even half way to Rome. Julius Chedder looked at his
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Sarah was a kleptomaniac. She couldn't go anywhere without stealing something, like napkins, silverware, bottles of soap, and expensive diamonds. So on her first date,
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"I shall bite him too." The alewife was devoured, and joined her husband in that shadowy nether region.
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On May 12, 2015, at 3:01 PM, I was writing a new Folding Story. On May 12, 2015, at 3:01 PM, a small band of ferrets in Mongolia were eating prunes. On May 12, 2015, at 3:01 PM,