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2Santa sought out the advice of self-help guru and former 2020 Democratic presidential candidate, Marianne Williamson.
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3even though it was obvious to everyone on the bridge. Every time Bones saw Spock walk away, he couldn't help but allow is gaze to fall and admire Spock's well-defined
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3But, folks were afraid of The Hand, for good reason. This is because the last time The Hand was called in, the
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5comes, those leathery necks - although thick much like their skulls - were no guarantee of survival of the bishop-generals' lives ... or their immortal souls.
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1fuzz and a trace of dryer lint, but that made the pizza that much more authentic New York style. That slice was one any rat would be proud to carry off. The customer smiled and
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3job,” I muttered to myself, vowing to stop Amazon.com before it automates the entire retail sector, eliminating
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3He'd just make up new lyrics to songs on the fly, much to the amusement - and annoyance - of others. Today he was singing, "Buh buh buh butterface, buh buh butterface" as he
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3goat and I was vegan. Well, a lapsed vegan, but seeing Vern's cooked corpse there made me renew my vegan vows. I learned them from a guy in college with questionable hygiene and a
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3oints. You can get than on Amazon, you know. They sell everything there these days," tapping away at their mobile, adding that particular concoction to their public Wishlist.
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2Suddenly, a knock on the door: it was a process server. Apparently a team of Hasbro lawyers were suing him as his so-called "Wibble" was a knock-off of their Weeble® line of
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2they were all deaf. Still I reveled in my newfound freedom, blood-shod feet matching that of my fist as I ran through the streets of New York toward my
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4of raw sugar was better than b) high fructose corn syrup, or a) agave "nectar" - which is really a marketing scam by insulin manufacturers to get millenials to eat 100% fructose so
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3reminded him that no matter how much Marv read, none of those fancy authors said anything about the prohibition on re-freezing sea bass. Companions were like that and Marv
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2because I’d been in a dry spell and the though of those tunnels was making me a bit randy. I started searching for Rex in earnest, hoping that the subway cars would not
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2he had an urgent need to pee, but could not get out of bed. The GP was looking down at him with an intent look. Was the chip malfunctioning, or was
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4of sanity and .. insanity. Majandu and Udnajam were confused by this and even by the standards of Silicon Valley, the details of this were jaw-dropping. Fellow Cracker Barrel folk
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3to her forehead, thought it fashionable and smirked to herself, thinking, this is NRA country, afterall. One must blend in with the crowd.
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3found it ironic that his best known work was Valley Girl. But he's dead now, so look where that got him. Irony kills and it kills ugly. That's why when you make stew, leave out
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4else's dime, then was money actually spent? This made his head hurt thinking about it. He decided to drink more. Unfortunately, he
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3(This made me reassess why I had her in my life.) FInally, I told her to drop that attitude. Not only was it unwarranted, it was down right